Don't get me wrong, I encourage all of you to have a good time, but if you insist on having a ball, consider safety! Necessity, she says to me, has mothered all invention. So why, with all we're lacking, are there far too few to mention? A downward spike in the work ethic, despite their parents' best intentions. Good faith only goes so far when what you lack is good affection. What would once land any dance within an instant in detention is now deplorably defended.