John Mulaney
- Bible Book Report
Then there's the homily. If you're not Catholic, the homily is when the priest does a book report that is also stand-up comedy. It normally begins with a charming anecdote that is fake and never happened. "A woman was at a shopping mall with her young son." What was the woman's name? Hey, Father, what was the name of the shopping mall? Your story doesn't have a lot of details. You only had a week to work on it and you've had the book for 2,000 years.
