Pierce Brosnan
- Non-Gamer
I don't play games. No. I don't play them. I tried to play GoldenEye once, but I kept shooting myself in the foot. My kids play them, but not me. I have a laptop to check my e-mails, but that's as far as I go. I'm not one of these people who are plugged in.
Napoleon Dynamite
- Current Event
Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally.
