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Brenda Shaughnessy
Well you can actually make it go slower than 1 second per second if you …
Anonymous
changed eve to even
Some Disney Princess
I swear, didn't that happen to the Mongolian Empire lol
Satan
NO. JUST NO. WHY. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME OF THIS ABSOLUTE TORTURE
Kawish
Friday is my favourite day of the week too! Like you get to do something …
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Jack Handey
It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny joke and you laugh so hard you spit the toothpick out and it hits him in the face or something.