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- Hee-Haw
O Where? O Where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found true love. You met another and poof! You were gone!
Abraham Lincoln
- Thoughtful Quote
"I have stepped out upon this platform that I may see you and that you may see me, and in the arrangement I have the best of the bargain." Also by Lincoln, "I am not bound to win, but I am bound to be true. I am not bound to succeed, but I am bound to live by the light that I have. I must stand with anybody that stands right, and stand with him while he is right, and part with him when he goes wrong." - Abraham Lincoln.
Abraham Lincoln
- Thoughtful Quote
"When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on." "I am rather inclined to silence, and whether that be wise or not, it is at least more unusual nowadays to find a man who can hold his tongue than to find one who cannot." - Abraham Lincoln.
Abraham Lincoln
- Thoughtful Quote
Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. However, you can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.
Unknown
- One Fine Day in The Middle of The Night
Ladies and gentlemen, hoboes and tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bow-legged ants, I come before you to stand behind you, To tell you something I know nothing about. Next Thursday, which is Good Friday, There will be a Mother's Day meeting for fathers only; Admission is free, so pay at the door, Pull up a seat and sit on the floor. The topic to discuss ever befitted... A crime that has not been committed.
