Eric Cartman
- A Man's Obligation
It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation, this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
Mark Watney - The Martian
- Welcome to the Astronaut Candidate Program
At some point everything is going to go south on you. Everything is going to go south and you're going to say this is it! This is how I end. Now you can either accept that, or you can get to work. That's all it is. You just begin. You do the math, you solve one problem then you solve the next problem, then the next. And if you solve enough problems you get to come home. Alright, questions?
Jim Rohn
- Learn These Skills or Live a Mediocre Life
Success is something you attract not something you pursue. Success is looking for a good place to stay, so instead of going after it you work on yourself, personal development. See the major question to ask on the job is not what are you getting paid here, the major question to ask on the job is what are you becoming here? Because true happiness is not contained in what you get. True happiness is contained in what you become.
Unknown
- Waking Life
I had a friend once who told me the worst mistake you could make was to think that you were alive, when really you are asleep in life's waiting room. The trick is to combine your waking rational abilities with the infinite possibilities of your dreams, because if you can do that you can do anything.
Jim Rohn
- Take the Risk
See it's all risky. Getting married is risky. Having children is risky. Going into business is risky. Investing your money is risky, it's all risky. I'll tell you how risky life is, you're not going to get out alive... Now that risky! The Englishman says well if that's how it's going to be then let's give it a go! Right, that's what it's for. Give it a go!
Benjamin Disraeli
- Will Power
I have brought myself, by long meditation, to the conviction that a human being with a settled purpose must accomplish it, and that nothing can resist a will which will stake even existence upon its fulfillment.
