Vi - Arcane
- Then a real monster showed up
I pretended to chase my own monsters away. I'd say, "No monster's going to get you when I'm here." Then a real monster showed up. And I just ran away.
Vsauce
I think it's easy to think that we know a lot more than we know, to think that everything is accounted for and accountable, but in reality, we are all just a bunch of soft animals walking in and out of rooms.
picsmics4
- A Mysterious YouTube Commenter
Today, it is as if the 15 years of echos all came ringing back at once, and they were more caring, loving, and powerful than anything I ever imagined.
Evil Neuro-sama
So I was walking through the park the other day and saw a group of pigeons eating trash off the ground. I couldn't help but laugh because I thought to myself, "Those poor creatures are so stupid." But then I realized I'm just as dumb as they are because here I am streaming to a bunch of losers on the internet who will never amount to anything in life either ;).
William Safire
- In Event of Moon Disaster
Fate has ordained that the men who went to the moon to explore in peace will stay on the moon to rest in peace. These brave men, Neil Armstrong and Edwin Aldrin, know that there is no hope for their recovery. But they also know that there is hope for mankind in their sacrifice.
Vsauce
- We're glad you're there
By considering average life expectancy and the typical number of jokes a person hears in a year: If you are under the age of 38, odds are the funniest joke you will ever hear is a joke you haven't even heard yet. And if you are over the age of 38, odds are you already know a joke that, to more people than you could possibly meet, might be the funniest joke they will ever hear. So wherever you are, we're glad you're there.
Jack Stratton
- The Joe Dart Bass
You think Vlance Armstrength is shifting into the active bass-boost granny-gear in the French Alps? No, this is a 1982 single-speed Bridgestone. You're eating four pounds of white flour pasta a night. Just put it in the work. Cut from a tree, okay? Stop whining. No more government subsidies for active basses!
Silco
- Is there anything so undoing as a daughter?
A thousand times, I've imagined this moment. Never like this. All we ever wanted, the boy didn't even haggle. And what do I lose but problems? Oh, it all makes sense now, brother. Is there anything so undoing as a daughter?
Linus Torvalds
I am not a visionary. I do not have a five-year plan. I am an engineer. I'm perfectly happy with all the people who are walking around, staring at the clouds, gazing at the stars, and saying, "I want to go there." But I'm looking at the ground, and I want to fix the pothole that's right in front of me before I fall in.
Jon Bois
- 17776: An answered prayer.
Struggle - true, unfabricated struggle - is a cocoon they have shed. Humans are beings of the land and sea who have refused to cast themselves into the cosmic zoo. Exploration and conquest are meaningless. They have achieved their final form, and they are resting in an eternal moment. They are creatures of play. They will be creatures of play until the end of time.
Jon Bois
- 17776: Heaven is scary
Because I'm like you, I kinda look at the big long life ahead of me that stretches out forever and disappears. And I get scared. And I think, "This can't be Heaven if I'm getting scared, right?" And then I think, "Maybe I am in Heaven, and Heaven is scary."
Technoblade
- so long nerds
If I had another hundred lives, I think I would choose to be Technoblade again every single time, as those were the happiest years of my life. I hope you guys enjoyed my content and that I made some of you laugh, and I hope you all go on to live long, prosperous, and happy lives, because I love you guys. Technoblade out.
CJ The X
- Subjectivity in Art: Intent and Interpretation
The moment where intent and interpretation access the same transcendental essence via an art object is so much more than opinion or coincidence or sensory pleasure. It's a moment where we see each other beyond our capacity to express with words.
CJ The X
- Subjectivity In Art
Art is an aesthetic engagement. Aesthetic engagement is part of what art is. Our subjective interpretations are fractal manifestations of transcendental unspeakable essence and truth. And we must accommodate it, spread through the collective consciousness like a virus!
CJ The X
- Meme the Pain Away
Self-consciousness, constant performance, and cyborgian transhumanism are eating us alive. The corporations that control the mediums only care about profit. The parents still don't fully understand what a dab is. And the kids are so lost in irony and despair that they can only meme the pain away.
Peter B. Parker
- Leap of Faith
Look, I know how much you want this, kid. But you don't have it yet. I'm sorry. "When will I know I'm ready?" You won't. It's a leap of faith. That's all it is, Miles. A leap of faith.
Uncle Iroh
- Iroh's Speech to Zuko
Is it your own destiny, or is it a destiny someone else has tried to force on you? I'm begging you, Prince Zuko! It's time for you to look inward and begin asking yourself the big questions: Who are you, and what do you want?
Dipper Pines
- Goodbye Gravity Falls
If you've ever taken a road trip through the Pacific Northwest, you've probably seen a bumper sticker for a place called Gravity Falls. It's not on any maps, and most people have never heard of it. Some people think it's a myth. But if you're curious, don't wait. Take a trip. Find it. It's out there somewhere in the woods, waiting.
Tommy Edison
- Best Things About Being Blind
You know what's cool about being blind? There's no race. I don't know from beauty. I know people from what comes out of their mouth and what's in their heart. That's how I know people.
Tommy Edison
- What A Blind Person Thinks About Racism
You know what's funny? MnM's are different colors, but they all taste the same. It's true; only the outside parts are different. The insides are all the same. Humanity - just like a bag of MnM's.
