Kenneth Williams
The nicest thing about quotes is that they give us a nodding acquaintance with the originator which is often socially impressive... The quote, like opportunity, food, and love has got to come at the right moment. Blurted out, it can send your ego round your ankles.
Laura Nyro
There are no limitations with a song. To me, a song is a little piece of art. It can be whatever you like it to be. You can write the simplest song, and that's lovely, or you can just write a song that is abstract art.
Monty Python
- Monty Python's Flying Circus
You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives. It is up to people like you and me, who are out of our tiny little minds, to help these people overcome their sanity. You can start in small ways, with ping pong ball eyes and a funny voice.
Chris Morris
- Blue Jam
And when you are inside the infinite misery jumper, pulling it over and over your head, with no hope of ending because it's replicating at the waistband and you'll never get out, then welcome in Blue Jam.
The Mighty Boosh
- The Moon
When you are the moon, there is a person that people say is the sun. I saw the sun once, and he came past me really fast. It was called an eclipse! And he came past, but as he came past, I licked his back. He doesn't know I licked his back. All in his yellow suit!
The Mighty Boosh
- The Moon
I'm the moon. I'm lonely as the moon, but not lonely so much but a loner. One who likes to do his own things. I do quite like a bit of company, but I think for the moon it's good to have your own space. In space. I got my own space. In space.
P. G Wodehouse
- Right Ho, Jeeves
I wouldn't have said off-hand that I had a subconscious mind, but I suppose I must without knowing it, and no doubt it was there, sweating away diligently at the old strand, all the while the corporeal Wooster was getting his eight hours.
P. G Wodehouse
- Right Ho, Jeeves
The discovery of a toy duck in the soap dish, presumably the property of some former juvenile visitor, contributed not a little to this new and happier frame of mind. What with one thing and another, I hadn't played with toy ducks in my bath for years, and I found the novel experience most invigorating.
Chris Morris & Robert Katz
- Blue Jam
When the winter comes, I spend a lot of time sitting in reception areas. It's a good way to keep warm. If you go into a large office building and ask for Mr Harris in Accounts, you can often wait up to an hour before anyone realises there is no Mr Harris in Accounts. The seats are always soft, and sometimes leathery. There are papers and magazines to read. Some companies have coffee machines and fruit.
