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- The Worst Essays You Can Write
If you really think about it, life is exactly like a burrito. We all hide our true selves from the world with a wrapped-up covering. But inside, we host a plethora of fascinating offerings: cheese, rice, beans, chicken, and so much more. Inside my own burrito, I have my artistic eye and my caring heart. Those might constitute my beans and cheese. But someone else's cheese might be their love of surfing or their ability to speak ten languages. In conclusion, we should all unwrap our burritos and.
George Washington Plunkitt
- I Seen My Opportunities and I Took'Em
I see my opportunity and I take it. I go to that place and I buy up all the land I can in the neighborhood. Then the board of this or that makes its plan public, and there is a rush to get my land, which nobody cared particularly for before.
Alexander Hamilton
- The Reynolds Pamphlet
The charge against me is a connection with one James Reynolds for purposes of improper pecuniary speculation. My real crime is an amorous connection with his wife, for a considerable time with his privity and connivance, if not originally brought on by a combination between the husband and wife with the design to extort money from me.
Abigail Adams
- Letter from Abigail Adams to John Adams, 31 March - 5 April 1776
I long to hear that you have declared an independency. And, by the way, in the new code of laws which I suppose it will be necessary for you to make, I desire you would remember the ladies and be more generous and favorable to them than your ancestors. Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of the husbands. Remember, all men would be tyrants if they could.
Lin-Manuel Miranda
- Washington on Your Side
Every action has an equal opposite reaction. Thanks to Hamilton, our cabinet's fractured into factions. Try not to crack under the stress, we're breaking down like fractions. We smack each other in the press, and we don't print retractions.
Sacha Baron Cohen
- Borat at the Oklahoma City Traffic Commission
Today you discuss the problem of traffic in your city. I think we the people must not be too angry about this problem of traffic. Maybe it is a worse problem in a country like Kazakhstan where people are too poor and cannot have cars to have opportunity to have much traffic. So I would like people to always think about their country in relation, and the benefit and luck that you have to talk to have these problems. We wish in Kazakhstan to have problems like this.
Benj Pasek and Justin Paul
- For Forever - Dear Evan Hansen
End of May or early June, this picture-perfect afternoon we share. Drive the winding country road, grab a scoop at A La Mode and then we're there. An open field that's framed with trees, we pick a spot and shoot the breeze like buddies do. Quoting songs by our favorite bands, telling jokes no one understands except us too. And we talk and take in the view. All we see is sky for forever, we let the world pass by for forever, feels like we could go on for forever this way.
