Skrivetest · Egendefinerte tester

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SPAGHETTI (La Ssera) by yourhyacinth

This is a hot spot, it's your go-to meal, Now you're a regular and fall in love! Can't get enough of that taste. We're in the kitchen, cookin' it up, what you're craving- How I like it’s how I'm saucin' and now the world's gone mad!
You don't need to think too much, just enjoy, savor, relish every last bite and go (Yeah, yeah, yeah!) Completely melts in your mouth (ooh,) guilty pleasure never killed nobody, try it out~
(Woo,) stuck between your teeth, that's spaghetti! Wanna get it out? Bon appétit, just give up, you know you will- Eat it up, eat it, eat it up (woo!) Stuck in your mind, that's SSERAFIM, bad chick in between your teeth! Just give up, you know you will eat it up, eat it, eat it up!
This is the sweet spot- heat up the scene, it's that big shot, chef's choice, a kick specially for you~! You're lost in the sauce, no turnin' back, gonna get tipsy all night, knock it back, I'll take that empty glass, send back the useless sass, I like what I like, do I need a reason, huh?
Get into it, every last drop, down the hatch, snap it up like a Getty! My kimchi pose is endlessly priceless, whatever I'm cookin', I'm like a star~ I'll cook any course you want, I'm the main character in your kind of drama, your guilty pleasure, your high-calorie Hershey chocolate- A tarot that shakes you, the flavor you savor, okay now, from hater to believer!
Yeah, this is a hot spot, don't give a damn what you say! Try a bite, the taste is stellar, don't need no three-star. Yeah, you just say you hate it? What happened to your diet? Sneaking a bite when no one's looking? You better stop lying!
Don't care what you talk about, you're the one comin' runnin' back here every time (Yeah, yeah, yeah,) Completely melts in your mouth (ooh,) chew it over, is it real love or not?
(Woo,) stuck between your teeth, that's spaghetti! Wanna get it out? Bon appétit, just give up, you know you will- Eat it up, eat it, eat it up (woo!) Stuck in your mind, that's SSERAFIM, bad chick in between your teeth! Just give up, you know you will eat it up, eat it, eat it up!

HATE by yourhyacinth

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

GNARLY (Clean) by yourhyacinth

They could describe everything with one single word, y'know? Like, boba tea (gnarly), Tesla (gnarly), fried chicken (gnarly), party in the Hollywood hills (uh-huh), this song (gnarly), oh my God, that new beat?! Oh, God, is this real?
Oh, we're in a session tonight (gang, gang), oh, we're going out tonight (gang, gang), oh my God, this song's so lit, congratulations! Now you be like, "Gang," Gang, gang, gang, gang, gang!
Everything's gnarly! Na-na-na, na-na-gnarly (gnarly), na-na-na, na-na-gnarly (gnarly), na-na-na, na-na-gnarly (gnarly)! Everything's gnarly-
Hottie, hottie, like a bag of Takis, I'm legit, I'm legit! Obvi', obvi', they be tryna copy, I'm legit, I'm legit!
Na-na-na, na-na-gnarly (gnarly), na-na-na, na-na-gnarly (gnarly), I'm legit! I'm legit! Na-na-na, na-na-gnarly (gnarly), na-na-na, na-na-gnarly (gnarly), I'm legit! I'm legit! Gnarly~
Making beats for a boring dumb chick, freakin' gnarly (gnarly)! You're gnarly, I'm not (It's giving gnarly)! Jе-je-jealous of my mansion? Yeah, thе view is freaking gnarly!!
(Gnarly, Gnarly) Everything's gnarly- Na-na-na-na-na-gnarly (Gnarly), na-na-na-na-na-gnarly (Gnarly), na-na-na-na-na-gnarly (Gnar-gnar-gnar-gnar—) Everything's gnarly!

Juan Capitulo 2 by user115787

1 Al tercer dia se hicieron unas bodas en Cana de Galilea; y estaba alli la madre de Jesus. 2 Y fueron tambien invitados a las bodas Jesus y sus discipulos. 3 Y faltando el vino, la madre de Jesus le dijo: No tienen vino. 4 Jesus le dijo: Que tienes conmigo, mujer? Aun no ha venido mi hora. 5 Su madre dijo a los que servian: Haced todo lo que os dijere. 6 Y estaban alli seis tinajas de piedra para agua, conforme al rito de la purificacion de los judios, en cada una de las cuales cabian dos o tres cantaros. 7 Jesus les dijo: Llenad estas tinajas de agua. Y las llenaron hasta arriba. 8 Entonces les dijo: Sacad ahora, y llevadlo al maestresala. Y se lo llevaron. 9 Cuando el maestresala probo el auga hecha vino, sin saber el de donde era, aunque lo sabian los sirvientes que habian sacado el auga, llamo al esposo, 10 y le dijo Todo hombre sirve primero el buen vino y cuando ya han bebido mucho, entonces el inferior; mas tu has reservado el buen vino hasta ahora. 11 Este principio de senales hizo Jesus en Cana de Galilea, y manifesto su gloria; y sus discipulos creyeron en el. 12 Despues de esto descendieron a Capernaum, el, su madre, sus hermanos y sus discipulos; y estuvieron alli no muchos dias. 13 Estaba cerca la pascua de los judios; y subio Jesus a Jerusalen, 14 y hallo en el templo a los que vendian bueyes, ovejas, y palomas, y a los cambistas alli sentados. 15 Y haciendo un azote de cuerdas, echo fuera del templo a todos, y las ovejas y los bueyes; y esparcio las monedas de los cambistas, y volco las mesas; 16 y dijo a los que vendian palomas: Quitad de aqui esto, y no hagais de la casa de mi Padre casa de mercado. 17 Entonces se acordaron sus discipulos que esta escrito: El celo de tu casa me consume. 18 Y los judios respondieron y le dijeron: Que senal nos muestras, ya que haces esto? 19 Respondio Jesus y les dijo: Destruid este templo, y en tres dias lo levantare. 20 Dijeron luego los judios: En cuarenta y seis anos fue edificado este templo, y tu en tres dias lo levantaras? 21 Por tanto, cuando resucito de entre los muertos, sus discipulos se acordaron que habia dicho esto; y creyeron la Escritura y la palabra que Jesus habia dicho. 23 Estando en Jerusalen en la fiesto de la pascua, muchos creyeron en su nombre, viendo las senales que hacia. 24 Pero Jesus mismo no se fiaba de ellos porque conocia a todos 25 y no tenia necesidad de que nadie le diese testimonio del hombre, pues el sabia lo que habia en el hombre.