I know that you're thinking, "Why does it have to be a long one?" Well, I'll tell you why. Typing out longer pieces of text will help you more in the long run. You know when you have to workout, but you really don't want to. This is almost the same thing; it's good in the long run, but sucky now. I know one day you'll thank me and the rest of the people on here who had longer texts. It may not be now, or any time soon, but I know you will. And guess what, you're already done. Congratulations!!
Wrong. I was thinking, "Oh, look! Another idiot who thinks himself so virtuous that he is writing down yet another self-aware pseudo-quote--while thinking that it will be of utility to someone other than his ego."