Hey, my name's Toby. I'd like to tell you a little about who I am. Because you all care so fucking much. I was home-schooled from an early age because, well, you know the age-old tale. Kid has mental disorders, the kid is bullied and everyone picks on the kid. They called me "Ticci Toby" because of my goddamned ticks. I was troubled. I had tourettes and a slew of other disorders but my favorite was the one that made me completely numb to any pain. Too bad it couldn't work for a broken heart.