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Kung Fu Panda
One of my favourite quotes from Kung Fu Panda :3

owolord
just go for it man, "endless peril in society"? just f***ing talk to her

Concerned Typist
Bro what u yapping about

Norman Schwarzkopf
One of the weirdest quotes I've ever come across. Thinking America is the only country …

Anonymous
I eat spiders.

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Suites - Jack Story
Louis, have you ever heard of a jack story? A man gets a flat tire on a country road. He sees a house in the distance. He walks up to the house, and along the way, he starts thinking, "What if they don't have a jack? What if they have a jack, but they want to charge me for it, and if they do, how much would they charge? $100, $200, $1,000? That's bullshit." So by the time the man gets to the house, rings the doorbell, and they answer the door, he tells them, "Keep your jack!"