Mugatu
- Who cares about Derek Zoolander, anyway?
SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander, anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie. I invented it! What have you done, Derek? You've done nothing! Nothing! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me because if you can't get the job done, then I will!
