Jeff Winger (Joel McHale)
- Winger Speech
"We are the only species on Earth that observe "Shark Week." Sharks don't even observe "Shark Week," but we do. For the same reason I can pick this pencil, tell you its name is Steve and go like this (breaks pencil) and part of you dies just a little bit on the inside, because people can connect with anything. We can sympathize with a pencil, we can forgive a shark, and we can give Ben Affleck an academy award for Screenwriting."- Jeff.
