Joe Wyatt
- Winner: Vile Puns - Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest 2011
Detective Kodiak plucked a single hair from the bearskin rug and at once understood the grisly nature of the crime: it had been a ferocious act, a real honey, the sort of thing that could polarize a community, so he padded quietly out the back to avoid a cub reporter waiting in the den.
