Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
- Duck Guy's Song
When you meet a business man, you must shake him by the hand. When you meet a family man, you must shake him by the hand. When you meet the choo choo man, you must shake him by the hand. When you meet the friendly fellow, you must shake him by the hand. When you meet the plug-in man, you must shake him by the hand. I'm trying to sleep!
1010
- Our One True Love
Look, boys. Our one true love is finally here. Let's be the ideal boyfriends and give her our utmost attention. ATTENTION! We salute you for gracing us with your exotic beauty, your lustrous hair, your beautiful gaze and even your lips which form that radiant smile. Our breathes are stifled. Haters gonna hate. When we show up, we get the sexy mission done. You better put on your tactical thermal goggles because we're gonna bring the HEAT!!!
S.M.A.S.H
- Strongimals
On the far-off planet Stronger, strong animals wage an eternal fight. For eons, the fighting was peaceful. Until the war boars arrived. They fought not for peace but for war. I, Grizdom, helped four brave peace warriors escape. Now they travel the galaxy fighting for peace so that Stronger can use the power of peace to fight against fighting for war.
Glamrock Freddy
- I Am Not Me
I know what this is. I know this place. I have been here before. She brought me here. I found myself for the first time when I cleared the path. I did not want to but I had no choice. Now, I have a choice. I have changed. My friends are here. They are so angry. Confused but I can protect you. I am NOT me.
David Near
- Ticci Toby 2/2
Anyway, I lived with Ma, Sis and Dear Old Dad. Dad was just an amazing father always getting drunk and beating us. He's dead now. And Sis? Sis died in a car accident. I suppose I grew more distant after that. Who the fuck needs a social life? I have the voices in my head to keep me company. To think those pesky doctors tried to silence them. Anyway, I butchered Dear Old Dad. Afterwards, I decided to end it all and escape this meaningless world but then I blacked out.
David Near
- Ticci Toby 1/2
Hey, my name's Toby. I'd like to tell you a little about who I am. Because you all care so fucking much. I was home-schooled from an early age because, well, you know the age-old tale. Kid has mental disorders, the kid is bullied and everyone picks on the kid. They called me "Ticci Toby" because of my goddamned ticks. I was troubled. I had tourettes and a slew of other disorders but my favorite was the one that made me completely numb to any pain. Too bad it couldn't work for a broken heart.
Squimpus McGrimpus
- For Michael
It was hell for them but it was heaven for me and then I leave without the slightest bit of guilt. So, there you go and now that you've heard this, you should know that I check this spot every day to see if this tape has moved. I've seen it so many times, I'll be able to notice even the slightest difference. I will know. So you better put it back, Michael, as neatly as you can. And start running.
Kelly Clarkson
- Because of You 2/2
Because of you, I never stray too far from the sidewalk. Because of you, I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt. Because of you, I try my hardest just to forget everything. Because of you, I don't know how to let anyone else in. Because of you, I'm ashamed of my life because it's empty! Because of you, I am afraid......
Kelly Clarkson
- Because of You 1/2
I watched you die. I heard you cry every night in your sleep. I was so young. You should have known better than to lean on me. You never thought of anyone else. You just saw your pain. Now I'm crying in the middle of the night for the same damned thing.
Totheark (Marble Hornets)
- To The Ark
We will wait for you no more. Control is being taken away from you. From the start, it has been a game for us. Not anymore. I'm coming for you and you will lead me. To the Ark.
