Well, I walked around the corner. And I walked around the block. And I walked right into the donut shop. And I picked up a donut. And I wiped off the grease. And I handed the lady my five cent piece. While she looked at the nickle and she looked at me. And she said, "Kind sir, as you can plainly see, there's a hole in the nickle and it goes right through." And I said, " There's a hole in the donut too. Thanks for the donut! So long!"