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Jimmy Hayward
The most fire movie of all time.

aloeverahe
Inhumane? Or Inhuman?

Adeline
Play with a frog? But... what if I can't find him?

Joker-Davian Williams
Com,mas everyw,h,ere commas, everywhere, commas don't, belong everywhere,

Jarod Kintz
Imma do both just in case.

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dnote - gas station
I bought a Powerball ticket and a handful of other items from the local gas station. I switched to a different register to pay with card instead of cash, forgetting about the ticket. I found out the lady who rang me out put her 2 weeks in. This is either the best coincidence or my worst mistake. Sadly, I will never know.

Dnote - Pizza
After hearing great reviews of their pizza I called a bar to place an order. The tender answered the phone with "Yea." I responded back with "can I place an order"? The tender said "Yes, what do you want" in an annoyed voice. I said nothing I will order somewhere else. I am afraid I am becoming a Karen.

Dnote - Quote
My boss recently asked me to quote a 40 inch television. I quoted a 39.5 inch and he asked me to go bigger and quote a 45 inch. These are the 2 most uncommon televisions in the market. I want to email him back with a quote for both but I am afraid if I do, he will ask for a picture of Spiderman.

Dnote - Pitts
Never trust a brand for what it claims. I recently bought the flushable wipes that are plumber approved. Within a week I figured out that plumbers love when consumers buy plungers. Less work for them.

Dnote - Volleyball
I usually like to stay anonymous. After reading about the volleyball player that hurt their thumb at practice, I have decided to change that. I will now use "Quotes" as a place to free type.