u/genderneutralitybot
I have nothing against French food or Gerperson food, but there are no good restaurants in the area. You want to get tagenderneutrales? Apeople to that! Let's go!
Ouch!
Unsurprisingly, even a minor finger injury can impair a typist's speed and agility. It is also a rather painful experience to attempt to type in such a situation. However, we must type through our troubles.
Janet Banbury
Referring to nonstandard English as "incorrect" is ridiculous. Nonstandard dialects are no less valid than the standard. To call it incorrect does not make any more sense than telling people who speak a foreign language that they are misspelling and mispronouncing every word they use.
Anonymous
- Cow Tipping
Cow tipping isn't real, but human tipping is. Not in the sense of tipping your waiter, though that is something you should do, but in the same way as cow tipping would be if it were real. You can just knock someone down.
Anonymous
Love is love. Marriage is marriage. Fairness is fairness. Oppression is oppression. People are people. Right is right. Wrong is wrong. This isn't a political statement; it's just a list of tautologies.
Jake Elm
I try to avoid people who are obsessed with Darwin awards or with mocking stupidity in general. They seem to be either mean spirited or insecure, constantly reassuring themselves that other people are stupid and they are the smart ones.
Jane Bridget Ganes
The tyranny of the majority makes democracy a terrible system. It is only the best system that has ever yet been attempted, but it is still not a good system.
Unknown
If I had a nickel for every time I was confused, I would never know why people keep handing me nickels. I would end up buried under an enormous pile of nickels.
Jane Ellington
Of all the storybooks I read as a child, the one about the gingerbread man is the saddest. The gingerbread man springs to life in the oven, and the first experience that he has is that of people attempting to eat him despite clearly seeing that he is alive.
Brenda Sielman
It is a shame that the Toni Basil song "Mickey" is still performed, rather than the song it is based on, "Kitty". A girl can sing "Hey, Kitty, you're so pretty" in this day and age, and it's a better rhyme.
Shirley Jackson
Although the villagers had forgotten the ritual and lost the original black box, they still remembered to use stones. The pile of stones the boys had made earlier was ready; there were stones on the ground with the blowing scraps of paper that had come out of the box.
Anonymous
You have to know the difference between a regime, a regimen, and a regiment. You probably don't have a skin care regime. You don't have an exercise regiment.
Barnold Garry
If you are pro-life, you should recognize that people who are pro-choice do not consider fetuses people, so they consider abortion an issue of women's rights. If you are pro-choice, you should recognize that people who are pro-life consider fetuses people, and they want to protect those people. Stop stereotyping your opposition as baby murderers or woman haters.
Anonymous
Your vote doesn't actually count. There is practically no chance that your vote will swing the election. However, if everybody abstains for this reason, nobody votes.
Anonymous
If you tolerate intolerance, the result is intolerance. However, if you go the other extreme and are completely intolerant toward the intolerant, you and the intolerant one can end up in an endless spiral of mutual intolerance. Instead, tolerate all people but not all behaviors.
John Jones
The problem with the modern world is that we are inundated with speech. If conversation is drinkable water, social media is a hurricane. Even an uncontroversial statement invites the criticism of millions.
Anonymous
The universe isn't random. It doesn't make mistakes. Everything in it happens for a reason: because the universe thoroughly enjoys watching you suffer.
Angela Martin
- The Office
Sometimes the clothes at Gap Kids can just be too flashy. So I'm forced to shop at the American Girl Store, and order clothes for large colonial dolls.
Dwight Schrute
- The Office
I am greatly concerned about having a convict in the office. And I do not care if that convict is White, Black, Asian, German, or some kind of halfsy. I do not like criminals.
Andy Bernard
- The Office
The weird thing is now I'm exactly where I want to be. I've got my dream job at Cornell, and I'm still just thinking about my old pals. Only now they're the ones I made here. I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.
