Blarg
- 500 Liters Of Frog
Well he has a pool, and the winter liner just moved so there's a little hole, and I guess one frog hopped in and his frog buddies were like "YEAH COOL FROG HOUSE!" And then thousands of other frogs had that same idea, and now there's like 500 liters of frog dude. His pool is half full, and it's frog corpses! The thing is, after 10 frogs how do you even clean that? You don't use a net, you use a flamethrower. We having frog legs for dinner, boys.
Moby Dick
- Ahab's Last Words
Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee.
The You You Are, Dr. Ricken Hale
- Page 197 Slaps
Your job needs you, not the other way around... Our job is to taste free air. Your so-called boss may own the clock that taunts you from the wall, but, my friends, the hour is yours.
Max von Sydow
- The Seventh Seal
This is my hand. I can turn it. The blood is still running in it. The sun is still in the sky, and the wind is blowing. And I... I, Antonius Block, play chess with Death.
IcyDMoney11
- Fortnite Battle Pass
Fortnite battle pass, I just pooped out my ass Booted up my PC, 'cause I need, need To get that Fortnite battle pass I like Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite? I like Fortnite, it's night time I mean it's five o' clock, that's basically night time Y'all remember Cartoon Network, Adventure Time?
Maynard James Keenan - Tool
- Sober
I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbecile. I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall as well. I will find a center in you. I will chew it up and leave. I will work to elevate you, just enough to bring you down. Mother Mary won't you whisper? Something but what's past and done.
Morgan Freeman
- Many Men (outro)
The evil man envies the good in others. What this means is all hatred is really born from hatred of self, and can only serve to aid in one's own destruction. This is the downfall of many men.
Morgan Freeman
- No Opp Left Behind (outro)
A wise man knows not to have a lot of enemies. The friction of constant conflict is a distraction in life, and left unchecked can be what subtracts him from life. If possible, all enemies should be eliminated.
Half-Drunk Wanderer
- The Godsfall Chronicles (Vol. 2 Ch. 112)
If Skycloud domain is a tree, then we are the roots. We never see the sun, our lives are spent in the damp and dark. Down here you can't avoid the filth, but without us, what do you think would happen to those like you - that luxurious foliage, out in the sun? All the fragrance of the flowers and the rich, ripe fruit... but people only saw the beauty above. They did not know the cruelty that let such things grow.
Half-Drunk Wanderer
- Lesson in Hell's Valley (The Godsfall Chronicles)
This world is a place of darkness and light, of good and evil. Sometimes sins are necessary, and Master Arcturus created Hell's Army so that people like us could get our hands dirty when the need arose. In exchange, the countless people who live in Skycloud domain remain safe and happy. Now all of you have come to us, and so long as you're part of Hell's Army you have to accept reality. Evil will always be around. Sometimes it has to be.
Captain Rex
- Rex's speech to General Krell (star wars)
Sir, if I may address your accusation, I followed your orders. Even in the face of a plan, that was, in my opinion, severely flawed. A plan that cost us men. Not clones! Men! As sure as it is my duty to remain loyal to your command, I also have another duty. To protect those men.
Phish - Trey Anastasio, Tom Marshall
- Rift
I struggled with destiny upon the ledge, and gasped when defeated she slipped off the edge. The silence contagious in moments like these, consumed me and strengthened my will to appease the passion that sparked me one terrible night and shocked and persuaded my soul to ignite.
Phish - Trey Anastasio, Tom Marshall
- Chalk Dust Torture
But who can unlearn all the facts that I've learned, as I sat in their chairs and my synapses burned? And the torture of chalk dust collects on my tongue, thoughts follow my vision and dance in the sun. All my vasoconstrictors they come slowly undone. Can't this wait 'till I'm old, can't I live when I'm young?
Q (me)
- The anti-motivational quote
There are a lot of quotes here about succeeding through hard work and perseverance; that anyone can do anything they set their mind to. That is false. Sometimes you simply don't have the resources for that, the money, the time. That's not your fault; you don't have to get stressed over it. Just try not to give any mind to the people who say that trying harder is the key to success. They're the problem here, not you.
beanbagg
- 2:05 A.M.
It is two in the morning right now. I should be trying to catch up on the many assignments I have. However, all I am doing is stressing myself out. I just want to sleep. I am so tired.
Adam Silvera
- They Both Die At The End- Intro
Hello. I'm calling from Death-Cast. I regret to inform you that sometime in the next twenty-four hours you'll be meeting an untimely death. On behalf of everyone here at Death-Cast, we are sorry to lose you. Live this day to the fullest, okay?
Slumped
- Hello
Hello there. I have no clue what to write. I wonder if I will ever see this quote. I'm supposed to be doing my many assignments for summer school. I am so tired. I wish something would just swallow me whole but we don't always get what we wish for. How am I supposed to become better if I am just bathing in my own self pity. Sorry I meant this to be easy, bye now.
Jack Torrance, The Shining
- Light of my Life
I'm not gonna hurt you. Wendy? Darling? Light of my life. I'm not gonna hurt you. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said I'm not gonna hurt you... I'm just going to bash your brains in. Gonna bash 'em right the fuck in!
Pinhead, Hellraiser
- You Opened It, We Came
The Box. You opened it, we came... It is a means to summon us. We are explorers in the further regions of human experience. Demons to some, angels to others. Now you must come with us. Taste our treasures. Oh, no tears, please. It's a waste of good suffering.
The Blair Witch Project
- Heather's Apology
It was my fault because it was my project and I insisted. Everything had to be my way, and this is where we've ended up. And it's all because of me that we're here now: hungry, cold, and hunted. I love you mom, dad. I am so sorry. I'm scared to close my eyes... I'm scared to open them. I am so scared. I don't know what's out there. We are going to die out here!
