Unkown
- Change for the Better
You wouldn't just leave a broken arm unset, would you? It's the same with a ship. Pieces of it were broken. Somebody fixes it. Broken things don't have to stay broken forever. That includes ships and people. It might be difficult, sure. People might say you've changed, but Theseus's ship was still sea-worthy for hundreds of years after his death. If it was change, if it truly was a different ship than the one that was falling to rot and ruin, then it was a change for the better.
Friedrich Nietzsche
- Notes
I have found strength where one does not look for it: in simple, mild, and pleasant people, without the least desire to rule - and, conversely, the desire to rule has often appeared to me as a sign of inner weakness: they fear their own slave soul and shroud it in a royal cloak (in the end they still become the slaves of their followers, their fame, etc.) The powerful natures dominate, it is a necessity, they need not lift one finger.
Mickey Mantle
After I hit a home run I had a habit of running the bases with my head down. I figured the pitcher already felt bad enough without me showing him up rounding the bases.
Hozier
- Jackie and Wilson
She's gonna save me, call me baby, and run her hands through my hair. She'll know me crazy, soothe me daily, but better yet she wouldn't care. We'll steal her Lexus and be detectives, drive 'round picking up clues. We'll name our children Jackie and Wilson - raise them on rhythm and blues.
Mihael Radjail
- Hannah Joyce
Love is fleeting. It will die eventually. But if you are both willing to be together, you will create another one, and another one after, and so on. Marriage isn't a one time thing; it is a series of commitments every single day. So you better choose someone who is willing to help you take care of the relationship, and not someone who just wants you when they need to.
Axie Oh
- The most powerful love in the world
It would surely give you the power that you seek. For if it is true, and gods gain power through the love of their people, then you will have much, for the love given to and received from children is the most powerful love in the world.
Dante Custis
- Worth the Wait
Your love for him is one of a kind; and if he doesn't already realize that - he soon will. Just be patient with him - for love is patient. Just be kind to him - for love is kind. Just keep remembering all the reasons why you fell for him in the first place. Soon you will see that he was worth all the trouble he put you through.
Robert California
- The Office - S.8. E.5 - Spooked
It was about this time she lost herself in an imaginary world. She had quit the book club, the choir, saying something about their high expectations. Her lips slowly grew together from disuse. Every time she wanted to act and didn't and other parts of her face hardened until it was stone. And that fevered night, she rushed to the nursery, threw open the door, "Baby, are you ok?" Baby sat up slowly, turned to Mother and said, "I'm fine Bitch. I'm fine."
William Safire
- In Event of Moon Disaster
Fate has ordained that the men who went to the moon to explore in peace will stay on the moon to rest in peace. These brave men, Neil Armstrong and Edwin Aldrin, know that there is no hope for their recovery. But they also know that there is hope for mankind in their sacrifice.
Me KD
Hi, yes it is me. This is what I do for fun. I get off work and type for hours while smoking my pipe. If only I could get paid to do this, it would be a lucrative opportunity for me.
Zack Hemsey
- The Way
There's more than meets the eye. There's more than meets the price. If you can't see the sky there's too much artificial light. I can't predict my path, but they can't fully see my past. I'm running from the flash but heading straight inside the blast. A mountain full of ego built upon a heap of trash is exactly what you get when you can't fully do the math.
Stewie Griffin
- Squiggly Line
Oh squiggly line in my eye fluid. I see you lurking there on the periphery of my vision. But when I try to look at you, you scurry away. Are you shy, squiggly line? Why only when I ignore you, do you return to the center of my eye? Oh, squiggly line, it's alright, you are forgiven.
W.M.R.
- I'm sorry
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Canadians favorite saying. Well, I'm sorry that we are polite, and that we have manners. I'm sorry that we don't treat each other like garbage. I'm sorry that we're just so nice :).
Dwight Schrute
- The Office - S5. E13. - Stress Relief
Last week I gave a fire safety talk. And nobody paid any attention. It's my own fault for using PowerPoint. PowerPoint is boring. People learn in a lot of different ways, but experience is the best teacher. 'lights a cigarette' Today, smoking is gonna save lives.
De Es
- Hard Words
According to a recent Google search, some of the hardest words to spell are as follows; nauseous, dilate, fuchsia, minuscule, ingenious, sacrilegious, orangutan, and paraphernalia.
BoJack Horseman
- Free churro - Part 2
Let me tell you, it's a weird thing to feel at 54, that for the first time in your life your mother sees you. It's an odd realization that it's the thing you've been missing, the only thing you wanted all along, to be seen. And it doesn't feel like a relief, to finally be seen. It feels mean, like oh, it turns out that you knew what I wanted, and you waited until the very last moment to give it to me. I was prepared for more cruelty.
Rudy Franciso
- Mercy
She asked me to kill the spider. Instead, I get the most peaceful weapons I can find. I take a cup and a napkin, I catch the spider, put it outside and allow it to walk away. If I am ever caught in the wrong place at the wrong time, just being alive and not bothering anyone, I hope I am greeted with the same kind of mercy.
Sarah
- My mind and me
Alone but not alone, the lights are on, but is there anyone home? My screams are loud but not loud enough to be heard. Who can I trust? Me. Who loves me? Me. Scared of disappointment, scared to be hurt, so I'll take my feelings and bury them in the dirt. I don't need anyone, all I need is me. I'll hug myself tight and won't let me go, I'll love myself better than anyone else ever could.
Dwight Schrute
- The Office - S7 E10 - “China”
They say the best vampires don't bleed their victims dry, but give them the strength so that they can bounce back only to be fed on again. I spared Pam, and I may feast off of her profits for years to come. I let Pam win. Haha, oh. I was not motivated by compassion. I have no compassion. Make sure you got that. Not motivated by compassion.
W.M.R.
- Anonymous
Isn't love a funny thing? It makes you worry and care more that you ever thought you could. It makes you jealous over things that really shouldn't matter. It shows you the capacity of love you can truly have for someone. They say when you know you know, right? Well that's true, you really do know. When they feel like home, your safe space, the one person you want to tell everything to, you know. Love is crazy.
