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Stephanie Meyer
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Keanu Reeves
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Someone you will never meet
I'm just procrastinating on my essay that is due in 2 days qwq

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Anonymous - love?
For a long time I've been wondering about love. I really don't know what it was when I see a cute girl's face in class or when I just adore their personality and their way of doing things, but ever since grade six, I've thought way too much about this. Love seems so different to studying subjects and playing video games, and I don't know what to do when you're lonely and want a hug from someone who actually likes you. I'm lonely.

Billy Madison - The puppy who lost his way
Whoa whoa whoa, Miss Lippy. The part of the story I don't like is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour. He didn't put posters up or anything, he just sat on the porch like a goon and waited. That little boy's gotta think - You got a pet. You got a responsibility. If your dog is lost you don't look for an hour then call it quits. You get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog.

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, stated by Sherlock Holmes - On Abductive Reasoning
"That process," said I, "starts upon the supposition that when you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. It may well be that several explanations remain, in which case one tries test after test until one or other of them has a convincing amount of support...

Expert Sauna - How to use a sauna whisk.
Sauna whisk, called vihta in Finland and venik in Russia, is a special accessory. To many sauna bathers it is a compulsory item. A whisk is a bunch of young tree twigs which are used to give a special massage in sauna. Using sauna whisk during massage promotes better blood circulation, cleans the skin and enriches it with health. During the course of massage, the bather lashes or slaps the other bather with whisk after dipping it in warm water.

katandhat - typing away
I have been spending way too much typing away on this website. I am absolutely wasting my time. And on top of that I am not improving my typing speed. Also some of these quotes are way too long.

Anonymous - The Art of Touch Typing
I began typing because one day I decided that I wanted to learn something new and that something new was touch typing because as technology advances, it is becoming more and more normal to type. Touch typing is quite satisfying to me because I don't have to worry about making an error by flinching my eyes at the keyboard - it's fast, it's easy, and I don't have to worry about making a mistake.

James S. A. Corey - Abaddon's Gate (The Expanse): Holden and his dog
Holden held Rufus' head on his lap and cried as Rufus struggled to breathe and occasionally gave a halfhearted thump of his tail. But hours passed, and against his will and every good thought he'd had about himself, Holden became bored. It was a lesson he'd never forgotten. Humans only have so much emotional energy. No matter how intense the situation or powerful the feelings, it was impossible to maintain a heightened emotional state forever. Eventually you'd just get tired and want it to end.

Luthen Rael - I’ve made my mind a sunless space
I've made my mind a sunless space. I share my dreams with ghosts. I wake up every day to an equation I wrote 15 years ago from which there's only one conclusion: I'm damned for what I do. My anger, my ego, my unwillingness to yield, my eagerness to fight, they've set me on a path from which there is no escape. I yearned to be a savior against injustice without contemplating the cost, and by the time I looked down, there was no longer any ground beneath my feet.

Luthen Rael - What is my sacrifice?
What is my sacrifice? I'm condemned to use the tools of my enemy to defeat them. I burn my decency for someone else's future. I burn my life, to make a sunrise that I know I'll never see. No, the ego that started this fight will never have a mirror, or an audience, or the light of gratitude. So what do I sacrifice? Everything!

Matisyahu - One Day
All my life I've been waiting for, I've been praying for... for the people to say that "we don't want to fight no more, there will be no more war, and our children will play."

From A Fellow Procrastinator
Am I the only one who uses these typing tests as procrastination? The worst part is, they are so addictive that once I start, I keep going and going until my forearms are almost sore from all the typing because I use a lot of force when I'm concentrating.

Charles Dickens - Wreck of the Golden Mary
Others had been a little wild, which was not to be wondered at, and not very blamable; but, he had made a lamentation and uproar which it was dangerous for the people to hear, as there is always contagion in weakness and selfishness.

JonJon
You scream for your dream in the beam of steam. Your gleam is in the seam of your two themes, which are on a different team. The cream has streamed into the beam of steam. Your scream lets the cream stream into your mouth.

Seawhale - Seawhale
The seawhale was a mythical creature. It was infamous for being 1 quarter seal, and 3 quarters whale. Not many have found this creature. Some say it's just a myth, others say it's the gateway to heaven. No one knows what happens if you encounter it either. You may not come back; you may find peace. No one knows the true fate of the seawhale.

Jayden Jones - My Love
The eggplant thrusted in and out of the lovely papaya. My love I wish for the night when I see you again and we can engage in this wonderful act that many of our species have done before. My love, I miss you my love.

Shonda Rhimes - Cristina to Meredith when she leaves
We'll call each other at least twice a month, and we'll text all the time. And don't let Owen get all dark and twisty, take care of him. And Alex, take care of Alex, he needs to be mocked at least once a day or he'll be insufferable... Don't be a hero. You're my person, I need you alive. You make me brave... Okay, now we dance it out... You are a gifted surgeon with an extraordinary mind. Don't let what he wants eclipse what you need; he is very dreamy but he is not the sun, you are.

Percy De Rolo III - Critical Role
I am Percival Fredrickstein Von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III. My ancestry dates back thousands of years and will continue for thousands more, unless Whitestone falls. This place is the human soul. This is what we have built with our tiny moments. To lose a place like this, we don't feel it immediately, but it would ruin everyone in small ways.

Marc Spector - Moon Knight Ep 6
I don't know if you can hear me. From the moment you arrived, way back then, we were so young. You saved me. I survived because I knew I wasn't alone. You were always there, alive, full of hope. And I tried to protect that, and I failed. I couldn't protect you. But you didn't abandon me. You didn't abandon me. And although that field back there was looking... it was looking pretty good... there's no way in hell I'm gonna abandon you. You are the only real superpower... I ever had.

Moon Knight - Marc Spector
My brain is Moon-silvered, lunatic, cratered with a god's fingerprints. The deep structures of my mind have been irreversibly changed by communion with an ultraterrestrial intelligence. This is my poisoned ground. This is my temple. But I take my weaknesses and turn them to my advantage. I take my scars... and make of them my weapons.

Dee Ess - Love And Live On.
It's almost as if it never happened, like a dream that keeps fading away. It's almost as if she never was here, what happened to all of those days? Years flew by now here I am, thinking, what did it all mean? I learned a lot yet still feel lost like nothing is as it seems. She seemed like the one but that wasn't true. No one is perfect and that isn't new. Keep this in mind if you feel these words, have peace in your mind and breathe deeply inwards. Let love be the force in everything you do.