Irelynd Wryn H. -Myself
- Poetry.
Yes, I add my poetry but yet this writing makes me feel free. These silly rhymes about broken times bring my lungs back to life. Poetry is helping me cope so my only option isn't to mope. They don't even know me and truly it's dumb but they are the reason my body feels numb. They pick at my skin and make me thin. They already know I let them in, yet they keep pushing and pushing and proceed to shove this thing they call emotions that happen to be fragile as a dove. They ruined my mind.
Irelynd Wryn H
- Love Is Farther Than My Dreams. A Poem.
It's far, It's there but I can't have it. I told them the truth I laughed and played along but maybe some things aren't meant to be. They took me for granted and that I know. I'm not sure of a place to go when they kick me to the curb and say "You're not the one." Maybe I'll decide my life will be done. But who knows? I could give up today or I could give up tomorrow, My friends will just have to deal with my sorrow.
Charlie
- the rock
It's standing there, small, and grey. On the outside, it might seem bland. In a way, boring. You pick up that and decide to throw it. The rock glides though the air, heading straight for the cement. It hits the ground, it is different than you expect. Instead of being bland and gray on the outside, it has crystals. You thought you would be left with the inside being just as colorful as a cloud on a stormy day. But once you gave it the opportunity that it needed, it had its time to shine.
Anonymous
- To My First Love
When I was fifteen, I met my first love in driver's ed. He would fiddle with his rubik's cube and my heart-strings until they tore. We shared laughter, friends, and an elementary exploration of love. Our downfall, however, is that I didn't know how to love myself. I would reach for approval in the wrong people, and didn't know how to take accountability. Anyway, he introduced me to typing tests, and although I don't know if he'll ever see this, I just want him to know. I take accountability.
David Romano
- When Tomorrow Starts Without Me (abbreviated)
When tomorrow starts without me and I'm not here to see if the sun should rise and find your eyes are filled with tears for me. I wish so much you wouldn't cry the way you did today while thinking of the many things we didn't get to say. I know how much you love me as much as I love you. And each time you think of me, I know you'll miss me too. But when tomorrow starts without me, please try to understand that an angel came and called my name and took me by the hand.
Jenessa
- Mac is very cool
Mac is a good person and I want to make out with him. He is very nice to me and I want his pen. This pen is special because it is glittery. In conclusion, Mac is very cool and I love to get coffee with him.
American Dad
- Good Morning USA
Good morning USA! I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day! The sun in the sky has a smile on his face and he's shining a salute to the American race! Oh boy it's swell to say, good morning USA!
Wierd Al
- Amish Paradise
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain, I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain. But that's just perfect for an Amish like me. You know I shun fancy things like electricity. At four thirty in the morning I'm milking cows, Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows.
Scott Cawthon
- FNAF Phone Guy Message
Hello? Hello, hello? Uhh, I wanted to record a message for you... to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm... finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact, so... I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you: there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine! So... let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay?
Vladimir Lenin
- State and Revolution
The exploiting classes need political rule to maintain exploitation, in example, in the selfish interests of an insignificant minority against the vast majority of all people. The exploited classes need political rule in order to completely abolish all exploitation, in example, in the interests of the vast majority of the people, and against the insignificant minority consisting of the modern slave-owners - the landowners and capitalists.
Subaru
- Save me
Beatrice. Please save me. I thought about all kinds of cool things to say, like how I was gonna save you from loneliness, but they all just sounded like stopgaps thought up in the heat of the moment. You don't need me to save you. You don't need my help at all. You're strong, smart, and cute. You're plenty well-equipped to survive on you own. So saying I'd save you or help you out wasn't enough. But even as strong, smart, and cute as you are, you were afraid to live on alone. You were hurting.?
Smash Mouth
- All star (Parody)
Somebody once told me the world is macaroni, so I took a bite out of a tree. It tasted kinda funny so I spit it at a bunny, and the bunny started cussing at me.
Break Up pt. 2
I wrote a quote about a break up shortly after I was dumped almost 3 years ago. I was in a very dark place and it felt like there was no end in sight. I'm now in a much happier and healthier relationship with a man who treats me well, but occasionally my old quote pops up. I always type through it, as a nice reminder that just because you're in a bad place, doesn't mean you'll be there forever!
James Patterson
- Cross
Then the phone sounds like an alarm, and I jump up and hurry out into the hall. I grab it off the wobbly stand. "Cross family residence," I answer, in the spirit of the day. "There's been a murder," I hear, and my stomach falls. I pause a beat before I say anything. "Why are you calling me?" I ask. "Because you're Dr. Cross, and I'm the murderer."
Kaiku
- Alphabet
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
At the Drive In/Cedric Bixer-Zivalla
- Invalid Litter Dept.
intravenously polite, it was the walkie-talkies that had knocked the pins down, as their shoes gripped the dirt floor, in the silhouette of dying. Yeah, they had plans for him. They had spun the last of the pimps, corduroy satin nailed jewelry lips, while the guillotine just laughed again. And the paramedics fell into the wound, like a rehired scab at a barehanded plant, an anesthetic penance beneath the hail of contraband.
MOB254OG
- Leo and Angel
Leo and Angel are not good friends. We have never liked each other. Every day we fight to the death but we do not die. We are both super strong and cannot kill each other. We will fight until the end of time.
Lee Sallows
- Long pangrams
This Pangram contains four a's, one b, two c's, one d, thirty e's, six f's, five g's, seven h's, eleven i's, one j, one k, two l's, two m's, eighteen n's, fifteen o's, two p's, one q, five r's, twenty-seven s's, eighteen t's, two u's, seven v's, eight w's, two x's, three y's, and one z.
Multiple
- Pangrams are fun
Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs. Jackdaws love my big sphinx of quartz. The five boxing wizards jump quickly. How vexingly quick daft zebras jump! Quick zephyrs blow, vexing daft Jim. Two driven jocks help fax my big quiz. The jay, pig, fox, zebra and my wolves quack! Sympathizing would fix Quaker objectives. A wizard's job is to vex chumps quickly in fog. Watch "Jeopardy!," Alex Trebek's fun TV quiz game. By Jove, my quick study of lexicography won a prize! Waxy and quivering, jocks fum.
