Dean Lewis
- Be Alright
And my friend said, I know you love her but it's over mate. It doesn't matter put the phone away. It's never easy to walk away, let her go. It'll be okay. It's gonna hurt for a bit of time, so bottoms up let's forget tonight. You'll find another and you'll be just fine let her go. It'll be alright.
Onomatopoeia
- Asking for something
Some people out there are afraid of asking for anything, and that includes me. I find myself shivering in fear whenever I want to ask for something from someone. What is it that makes me think this way? Is it possible that I feel a sense of guilt when I ask for something? No, it can't be. As far as I'm concerned, whatever it is that I'm going to ask for is well within my right to. So why on earth can't I do it?
onomatopoeia
- Sense of Humor
Sometimes I find myself to be laughing at the weirdest possible thing that exist in this world. I could be laughing at a pineapple at 3:00 in the morning for absolutely no reason. But it's comforting knowing that I'm not the only one like this... right?
Your Worst Nightmare
- Right Handedness
Look upon my unholy opium lolli-pop! Holy moly, I only kill Jim by lolli-pop. My link upon him, you'll jump no ill. No, you! MY yummy opium lolli-pop! Nom.
Your Worst Nightmare
- Left Handed
Drew's race car was a feared avatar. We saw cars sew far east desert treads, was Ted's dad aware we saw Drew? Wade craved desegregated stewardesses' breasts. Few great tresses dread sad readers, fewer red sweaters fear red dresses. Rat-faced Dave fears sweat.
Tame Impala
- Breathe Deeper
Seems you're coming on, breathe a little deeper should you need to come undone and let those colors run. Now you're having fun, so do this and get through this and come find me when you're done, so we can be as one <3.
myself
- Thumb typing
I've started typing "c," "v," "b," "n," and "m" with my thumbs. It's slower right now, because I need to think about it so much, but my thinking is, when I need to move my index fingers up and down so much, it really slows me down. Try typing "unannounced" a bunch with thumbs for bottom row and tell me what you think.
myself
- Typing quotes
Typing quotes is so enjoyable. There's something about getting dropped into the middle of a piece of literature or just something someone said at some point in their lives. You get an introduction to such a broad and random set of perspectives. The only criterion is that someone had to like it enough to submit it as a quote here.
Terry Pratchett's "Men at Arms"
- Vimes' Boots Theory
A man who could afford fifty dollars had a pair of boots that'd still be keeping his feet dry in ten years' time, while the poor man who could only afford cheap boots would have spent a hundred dollars on boots in the same time and would still have wet feet. This was the Captain Samuel Vimes 'Boots' theory of socio-economic unfairness.
Terry Pratchett
- The Average Voter
What a place! What a situation! What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter?
Terry Pratchett
- Regarding Ankh-Morpork
Murder was in fact a fairly uncommon event in Ankh-Morpork, but there were a lot of suicides. Walking in the night-time alleyways of The Shades was suicide. Asking for a short in a dwarf bar was suicide. Saying 'Got rocks in your head?' to a troll was suicide. You could commit suicide very easily, if you weren't careful.
Recently Lost
- Life is the Game
People take life too seriously. They say life is a game and you have to play to get ahead, but if life is a game shouldn't you play for fun? It's not like there's any way you can win at life, everyone dies eventually. There is a game that's like that. You can play it all you want but you can never win, and someone like me will come along to make you lose. You just lost the Game.
Sarah Ruhl
- I Hate Parties
I hate parties. And a wedding party is the biggest of all. All the guests arrived and Orpheus is taking a shower. He's always taking a shower when the guests arrive so he doesn't have to greet them. Then I have to greet them. A wedding is for daughters and fathers. The mothers all dress up, trying to look like young women. But a wedding is for a father and a daughter. They stop being married to each other on that day.
-remmus
- The title is no title
My depression comes in waves. One week I can feel fine every time I wake up and the next is the opposite. Either I have the energy to complete everything I need, or I have little to no motivation to even brush my teeth. My depression is more than just being sad or tired. It is draining to the point where I am trying with everything I have to do something but my body just won't let me. Depression is a battle in the body, and most of the time I lose.
Dr. House - House M.D.
You took a chance, you did something great. You were wrong, but it was still great. You should feel great that it was great. You should feel like crap that it was wrong.
Dr. House - House M.D.
Saying there appears to be some clotting is like saying there's a traffic jam ahead. Is it a ten-car pile up, or just a really slow bus in the center lane? And if it is a bus, is that bus thrombotic or embolic? I think I pushed the metaphor too far.
Dr. House - House M.D.
Tell a surgeon it's okay to cut a leg off and he's going to spend the night polishing his good hacksaw... they care about their patients. They just care about themselves more. Which is not an unreasonable position. Trying to maximize the tissue you save also maximizes the chances of something going wrong. Which means you've gotta be extra careful. Which is such a pain in the ass.
Mary Harron
- Patrick Bateman's Monologue
My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape, but even after admitting this, there is no catharsis. My punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.
RIot Games
- Get Jinxed - Rot
Wanna join me come and play? But I might shoot you in your face. Bombs and bullets will do the trick. What we need here is a little bit of panic. Do you ever wanna catch me? 'Coz now I'm feeling ignored, so try a little harder. I'm really getting bored! Come on! Shoot faster, just a little bit of energy. I wanna try something fun right now. I guess some people call it Anarchy! Let's blow this city to ashes and see what Powpow thinks. It's just pathetic neatness but not for long.
