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-your enemy - Your Enemy
I don't know what could constitute hardest but "stewardesses" and "johnny-jump-up" are commonly mentioned as hard to type because they don't alternate hands. I'm not sure if anyone's figured out one based on travel distance.

Oscar Wilde - An Ideal Husband
Fashion is what one wears oneself. What is unfashionable is what other people wear. Just as vulgarity is simply the conduct of other people. And falsehoods the truths of other people. Other people are quite dreadful. The only possible society is oneself. To love oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance.

Oscar Wilde - Glass Half Empty
An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be.

random word generator - а collection of random words (with grammar corrections from the sentence corrector)
Course random expert produces citizen. Sale nomination deport clue miner, swipe thesis. Buttocks vertical census resident kinship weakness main. Terrify sail expresses, destruction shorts morsel.

iliketoeatdogs - Fun Facts :)
Some tumors can grow teeth and hair. People's general happiness peaks at 21, and doesn't reach that level again until they retire. In 1939, 835 sheep in the US were killed by a single lightning strike. Over 50% of commercial pilots have admitted to falling asleep while flying a plane.

Lispt - Lisp
Lisp is a weird word, right? When you say lisp, it doesn't sound like you have a lisp, and it sounds weird, but when people with a lisp say lisp it's easy for them to say... so does that mean the person who created the word lisp had a lisp, or the person they got it from had a lisp?

Floppa - Floppa
Just wakin' up in the mornin' gotta thank god... I dunno but today seems kinda odd... no barkin' from the dawg, no smog, and momma cooked a breakfast with no hog. I got my grub on, but I didn't pig out, finally got a call from a girl I wanna dig out... so hooked it up on the later as I hit the doo'. Thinking, "will I live anotha' twenty-fo'?"

Chris Dudley - What is a Resonance Particle?
How can we know anything about particles we cannot detect? To understand how we deduce properties of resonance particles, it is first necessary to examine another, more complicated, explanation of their existence. This explanation involves the scattering cross-section of a particle. When two particles move towards each other and collide, it is possible to say that the collision was caused by the cross-section of the particles.

P.F. Project - Choose Life (Trainspotting)
Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life.

Richard Osman - The Man Who Died Twice
And I said not at all, I was very proud of her, and she looked at me and said she was very proud of me too, and I asked what for, and she said I was kind and wise and brave, and I said she was clever and beautiful and had achieved things I would never be capable of, and we both started crying, and then we hugged and I told her I loved her and she told me she loved me.

Richard Osman - The Man Who Died Twice
'Fire away, Douglas,' says Elizabeth, looking straight at him. That twinkle in his eye was undimmed. The twinkle that gave an entirely undeserved suggestion of wisdom and charm. The twinkle that could make you walk down the aisle with a man almost ten years your junior, and regret it within months. The twinkle you soon realize is actually the beam of a lighthouse, warning you off the rocks.

Laughing Bull - Cowboy Bebop
This blue eye perceives all things conjoined. The past, the future, and the present. Everything flows and all is connected. This eye is not merely seeing reality. It is touching the truth.

Samwel Nyanjah - education
"For the great aim of education,' said Herbert Spencer, "is not knowledge but action." And this, is an action book! That is what Dale Carnegie told the readers and learners of How to Win Friends and Influence People.

My Chemical Romace - Hurricane Festival
No matter where you come from - there's nothing wrong with where you come from - but no matter where you come from, there's nothing wrong with running and never looking back. So never stop running.

Samwel Nyanjah - What we ought to be
'Compared to what we ought to be, we are only half awake.' We are making use of only a small part of our physical and mental resources. Stating it broadly, the human individual thus lives far within his limits.

Samwel Nyanjah - ability
But the person who has technical knowledge plus the ability to express ideas, to assume leadership, and arouse enthusiasm among people; that person is headed for higher earning power.

Anonymous - To be more
"You can't do it; you spend all your time on that computer." This was his answer when I told him I wanted to take the TEAS test to get into nursing. I couldn't take that as an answer, so I will make damn sure that I pass that test so he can acknowledge me and finally have him say that he is proud of me.

Gregory Maguire - Elphaba's death
An instant of sharp pain before the numbness. The world was floods above and fire below. If there was such a thing as a soul, the soul had gambled on a sort of baptism, and had it won? The body apologizes to the soul for its errors, and the soul asks forgiveness for squatting in the body without invitation.

Ava Johannes - Life Choices
Choice is the most powerful tool we have. Everything boils down to choice. We exist in a field of infinite possibilities. Every choice we make shuts an infinite number of doors. At any point we can change the direction of our lives by a simple choice. It is all in our hands, our hearts, and our minds.

Teen titans Go - 0.6 Go! Battle remix
Beast Boy, can turn straight up into an animal! (Animal!, Animal?) Yes, any animal! BOOM! POW! Yeah, I'm a kitty now (Oooh!) Check out the kitty meow! The star, the fire, the live, the wire. The alien princess in my alien attire. The energy blasters, supersonic speed (Is she down with the titans? Is she down with the titans? Is she down? Is she down?) Oh the yes indeed!!! BOOYAH! BOOYAH! Got my cannon blasters. Cyborg, WOOH BABY, Mr. High Tech Master.