Your Mom
- chicken
Once upon a time there was a chicken named chicken. He lived on a farm. He liked grass. He was slain by an ender dragon and then died. His body lies in the river.
Einstein
Does this site have a moderator? Because let me tell you, I have posted some shit on this site and I have not been called out on any of these "quotes". I made Bob the Builder say fuck. Where's the accountability.
Gina D.
- Happy Mother’s Day
Are there any other adult children out there who don't have a mom to celebrate Mother's Day with? I'm 26 and my mom passed away in 2019; she was my best friend and only parent and I miss her so much. I celebrate Mother's Day with my own children, but I really wish she were here. Hug your moms today. Life is so very short.
Hyde from that 70s show
Okay, you know what: you forced me to do this. I'm going to explain my feelings to you through a highly disciplined form of Japanese poetry: Haiku. My heart aches with pain. When I see you, I vomit. Die away from me.
Fez from that 70s show
Every day I am here with my heart on my sleeve, hoping for friendship. And acceptance. And what do I get? Abandonment. Loneliness. When is it Fez's turn?
Eric to Donna
No! I mean... I mean, damn, Donna! If you can't see a future for yourself without me and that doesn't, like, break your heart, then we're not doing what I thought we're doing here and you know what? Maybe we shouldn't even be together at all!
Yae Miko - Genshin Impact
If you find yourself at your wit's end, take it out and see what happens. Maybe your prayers will be answered, and all your problems will disappear in the blink of an eye.
Yae Miko - Genshin Impact
Humans are just fascinating creatures, that's why I'm so fond of them. They live such short lives, but for the time they're around, they shine as bright as the midday sun.
Yae Miko - Genshin Impact
Some ambitions have the power to heal wounds, to bring victory, to inspire hope. But some ambitions outlive their masters long after their soul ascends. They remain as they were in the beginning, burning bright and true for all eternity.
Unknown
- Just ask
Why not talk to that person? Maybe they would like to talk to you but are too shy? Maybe if you'd just ask them they would love to go out with you? Mine finally did and guess what! We are married. If they are not interested, all you have is a bruised ego. It will heel.
K.A.A.N
- KAANCEPTS 2
A remnant of the time long passed. Genetically engineered to be superior so as to lead others to peace in a world at war. We were condemned as criminals, forced into exile. For centuries we slept, hoping when we awoke things would be different. My name is KAAN.
dr_drnk
- English alphabet
No matter what beautiful quotes or lyrics you write, I'm too busy typing, making sure I get each and every letter right, their meaning are lost to me. And when I reach the end, I'm too eager to get to the next challenge, I forget to read what you have written. I'm pretty sure, I'm not the only creature on this website that does that. As I write this quote, the irony of it is not lost to me. Happy typing...
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Lauren Daigle
- Rescue
I will send out an army to find you. In the middle of the darkest night. It's true, I will rescue you. There is no distance that cannot be covered over and over. You're not defenseless, I'll be your shelter, I'll be your armor.
yuiku tabata
- asta black clover
Even if you weren't chosen, even if you weren't wanted, even if you aren't forgiven. You need to stand your ground no matter how pathetic you are! Don't judge a book by its cover. You don't know the circumstances, do you!
Brett Kirk -Aussie Rules football commentator
- Famously weird AFL Intro
Thanks Basil, I just want to give you a bit of an insight into the Saturday afternoon team. We're a bunch of unique individuals - Malthouse, Harley, Zempilas, McLachlan and myself. We're gonna engage with our minds and our hearts. We're gonna exchange ideas, thoughts and even our energy. And to speak from your heart you need to have courage. You need to be honest and authentic. We're not always gonna get it right. And sometimes, you're not going to agree with us.
Me (Obviously)
- All About Me
I once was a girl who enjoyed living. Now I'm a girl who hates it and wish life never happened. Hopefully some of you can relate with me on that. For those of you who don't, you stink and your life probably isn't that great anyway.
James Clear
- Leave a Buffer
Always leave room for the unexpected. A buffer of time, a little extra money, a reserve of goodwill. You won't be maximizing every opportunity or squeezing out every last dollar, but what you lose in reward, you gain in safety. Survival is the highest return of all.
Chris Ballas
- On Adulthood
The goal of adulthood is to let go of the other possible existences and to make the best of the one. A successful adult is one who understands that it doesn't matter which life you ultimately pick, only that you live it well.
John Gall
- Systems
A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that worked. The inverse proposition also appears to be true: A complex system designed from scratch never works and cannot be made to work. You have to start over, beginning with a working simple system.
