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Anonymous
Absolutely fair. I feel the same!

Satoru
i got my own quote an absolutely flunked it

Jack Johnson
The Curious George movie was so fire, and this song makes me mad nostalgic - …

Rick Riordan
Fire quote from a sigma character in the series

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Kerrign Byrne - The Duke with the Dragon Tattoo
She sang to him sometimes, her voice high and sweet and... unencumbered by talent or pitch of any kind. Christ, she really was terrible. But every time she finished, he promised the devil his soul for one more song.

student - Camus hate
I hate how many Camus quotes there are here. The Stranger is such a bad book. Don't read it because it's just about a guy that does not care about anything. Then he shoots a guy and he, himself ends up getting executed. Very bad book.

????? - Oops...
I have a seven page paper to write in Spanish today. It was due at three o'clock and I haven't even started writing it. This is my final. Wish me luck!

smokey - friday
I know you don't smoke weed i know this but ima get you high cause it's Friday you ain't got no job you ain't got nothing to do. hey you what's up big perm I mean big worm.

diego - black people song
black people they wear really long shorts i said black people there better than us at sports except for soccer. IF they jump in a pool they'll die i said black people. So please don't discriminant because of there skin its already a stupid crazy world that we live in so please just let them eat there chicken.

j esus - jamal h
Jamal running from the kkk Jamal running for a bucket of Kentucky fried chicken's and waterish Mellon Jamal . jamal tired picking cotton but won't say a thing cause he's scared of his master.

Glarb - Glarb
Once upon a time there was a man named Glarb. He had a pet turtle and they were on vacation at the beach. Together they built a sandcastle. A tsunami hit the beach and they all died. It turns out the turtle didn't die from the tsunami. The turtle was the sole survivor and went on to found a new religion. He was a very smart turtle and ended up creating social constructs such as anthropology and physics. The End.

Niklaus - the originals
We are the demons lurking in shadows. We are the savage villains in fairy tales told to children. But not for my child. Not for Hope. In her story, we are the knights in shining armor.

Camille - the originals
I was never naive enough to think that I was your light, but there is light in you. All that anger, the cycle of abuse that Mikael began, you can end it. You have to, so you can be the light for your little girl. For Hope.

The Orignals - Rebekah to Klaus
Go right ahead. Laugh at the girl who loved too easily, but I would've rather lived my life than yours, Nik. No one will sit around a table telling stories about a man who couldn't love.

Dr. Eldon Tyrell, Blade Runner - Twice as bright, half as long
The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long, and you have burned so very, very brightly, Roy. Look at you: you're the Prodigal Son; you're quite a prize!

Advice From A Moth - L-D
There will come a time when you see a light, but you should not always rush to it headfirst. Take time to observe your surroundings, both literally and figuratively. That shining light of glory may in truth be a fire to destroy you. Be cautious, take that moment to think.

Anonymous - A Moment of Unity - Gwangju Upsrising
Learning about the Gwangju uprising is one of the things in my life that shames me for my nonexistent passions and accomplishments. Rising against the militant government of South Korea in 1980, a singular city waged an all-out war against an armed militant force that brutalized its own citizens. The city was overtaken by the rebellion forces made up of college students and soon joined by labor workers all working together to defeat malicious paratroopers and army seal soldiers.

Fall Out Boy - Sophomore Slump Or Comeback Of The Year
Take our tears, put 'em on ice - 'cause I swear, I'd burn this city down to show you the light. We're the therapists, pumping through your speakers, delivering just what you need; we're well-read and poised; we're the best boys. We're the chemists, who found the formula to make your heart swell and burst. No matter what they say, don't believe a word.

Big Moe Money - Your Intelligence Working Against You
Can you still types this sentences correct if the grammar wrong? Even word right but grammar wrong. Because you muscle memory use and intelligence when type, your brain correct automatic things that make type hard.

Lynne Truss - Eats, Shoots & Leaves - The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation
A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air. "Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder. "I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up." The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation. "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."

Terry Pratchett - Thief of Time
The thing is, I mean, there's times when you look at the universe and you think, "What about me?" and you can just hear the universe replying, "Well, what about you?"

Anna Akhmatova - You Will Hear Thunder
You will hear thunder and remember me, and think: she wanted storms. The rim of the sky will be the colour of hard crimson, and your heart, as it was then, will be on fire.

Franz L. Alt - John von Neumann on Mathematics
Von Neumann went on to say that one need not be surprised at this small number, since about 1,000 words were known to be adequate for most situations of real life, and mathematics was only a small part of life, and a very simple part at that. This caused some hilarity in the audience, which provoked Von Neumann to say: "If people do not believe that mathematics is simple, it is only because they do not realize how complicated life is."

Richard Stallman - Piracy
Piracy is attacking ships and it's something very bad. But sharing with your neighbor is good, so I refuse to smear sharing just because a corporation is using a propaganda term like "piracy".