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Absolutely fair. I feel the same!

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i got my own quote an absolutely flunked it

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Rick Riordan
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House Of Leaves - The Five and a Half Minute Hallway
While "The Five and a Half Minute Hallway" and "Exploration #4" have been respectively called a "teaser" and a "trailer," they are also, in their own right, peculiar cinematic moments. On a purely symbolic level, they afford a vast potential for examination: the compression of space, the power of imagination to decompress that space, the house as the trope for the unlimited and the unknowable etc., etc.

Peter Thompson - The world may never know!
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Well, I think there are far too many variables to accurately answer the question! I mean, when you think of things like tongue strength, mouth wetness, or even sucking power, it completely changes from person to person. And I haven't even mentioned the tootsie pops themselves! I'm sure that just like us, not all tootsie pops are created equal.

Rachel Kadish
She had seen early in life that there was none in this world to audit one's soul. A man could deform himself into the most miserable of creatures, and no hand would descend from the clouds and cry, Halt. And if there was no auditor, then one must audit one's own soul, tenaciously and without mercy.

Rachel Kadish
Her long-ago studies were mere shadows - she could not recall what had made her think them worthy. Here and again, as she lay in the dark, a thought might rise murky out of the fatigue, and - she couldn't help herself - she'd hold it tender as a newborn lest it slip from her hands, caressing it, trying to shield it against oblivion. Until finally it slipped, a spark extinguished by sleep.

Rachel Kadish
Our life is a walk in the night, we know not how great the distance to the dawn that awaits us. And the path is strewn with stumbling blocks and our bodies are grown tyrannous with weeping yet we lift our feet. We lift our feet.

Anonymous - Got ya
Hello there. Yes, you, the one typing. Don't mess up. Seriously, don't mess up. Be careful with this "quote, and comma, and question?" Good job that was a hard one. Ok, fine, have a good day. Keep chugging along with your typing skills.

Douglas Adams - God person
Your God person puts an apple tree in the middle of a garden and says, do what you like guys, oh, but don't eat the apple. Surprise, surprise, they eat it and he leaps out from behind a bush shouting "Gotcha." It wouldn't have made any difference if they hadn't eaten it. Why not? Because if you're dealing with somebody who has the sort of mentality which likes leaving hats on the pavement with bricks under them you know perfectly well they won't give up. They'll get you in the end.

Douglas Adams - Space
The introduction begins like this: Space, it says, is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly hugely mind-bog-glingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just a peanut to space.

Charles Darwin
Life would be so much better if wheels were a natural evolutionary feature. Imagine, built in heelies! Birds making landings on wheels! Tortoises doing kick flips off themselves! That would be so sick. I would trade another feature for wheels. We don't need hair.

Kacy Duke - Inventing Anna
When you're angry, you're just a character in someone else's story. But when you let your anger go, you reclaim your own story. Become your own protagonist again.

Alfred, Hunter of Vilebloods - Honoring My Master's Wishes
Master, look! I've done it! I've done it! I've smashed, and pounded and grounded this rotten siren into fleshy pink pulp! There you filthy monstrosity... What good's your immortality now? Try stirring up trouble in this sorry state - all mangled and twisted with every inside on the outside for all the world to see.

Black Sabbath - War Pigs
Generals gathered in their masses Just like witches at black masses Evil minds that plot destruction Sorcerer of death's construction In the fields, the bodies burning As the war machine keeps turning Death and hatred to mankind Poisoning their brainwashed minds Oh lord, yeah! Politicians hide themselves away They only started the war Why should they go out to fight? They leave that role to the poor, yeah.

Annon - Addictive Typing
Typing is addictive, when you type and get a great score all you want to do is beat it. Even though you know that it was an easy quote to type, you still come back time after time to beat your score. I hope this quote is easy enough so you can beat your high score.

Anony - Typing fast for programming
It's actually not that important to be able to type fast for programming. Absolutely, knowing where the keys are reliably helps, but more of the time is spent thinking about the structure of the code than actually typing. Therefore long sentences like these are uncommon outside of comments, and there are usually a lot of punctuation and bracket characters that can slow you down.

Anony - Mechanical Keyboards
I just received my first mechanical keyboard and it is fantastic. Actually, it's not necessarily about typing faster for me, but having a silky and satisfying feeling when typing brings joy to my work. I can use a variety of switch types, from clicky to silky smooth, and I can also modify the keys to be more silent than my previous membrane switch keyboard.

Anony - Progress
Progress is easy to lose track of. We see our goal and wonder why we are not there yet. But if you were a bystander watching over your own shoulder you would see remarkable improvements over time. Check in on yourself regularly to see how you are doing. Because over the course of a few minutes you may not see great change, but over days or months you will most certainly not be the same as you were before.

Jeremiah S. - In response to the college individual
There was a quote talking about how college has been miserable. This may seem like quite simple, obvious advice, but finding a group or extra curricular groups to engage in gives that extra meaning to college. Told to me by someone that I respect, "College, while being a place to learn, is most importantly a place to meet people of similar interests to you." Another point of view if you're hating college thus far.

Bob the Builder
I don't know, Wendy. I don't know. You know me, normally I would say we can do anything, but this? This is pretty fucked up. We are well and truly up shit creek without a paddle on this one.

Roger Waters - The Final Cut
There's a kid who had a big hallucination. Making love to girls in magazines. He wonders if you're sleeping with your new found faith. Could anybody love him? Or is it just a crazy dream?

Roger Waters - The Thin Ice
Don't be surprised when a crack in the ice appears under your feet. You slip out of your depth and out of your mind. With your fear flowing out behind you as you claw the thin ice.