- Misogyny on the Left
Many communist men believe that resources should be distributed equitably between all people, but they categorize women under "resources" rather than "people."
Bojack Horseman
- Free Churro
Usually when people ask how I'm doing, the real answer is I'm doing shitty, but I can't say I'm doing shitty because I don't even have a good reason to be doing shitty. So if I say, "I'm doing shitty," then they say, "Why? What's wrong?" And I have to be like, "I don't know, all of it?" So instead, when people ask how I'm doing, I usually say, "I am doing so great."
dnote
- gas station
I bought a Powerball ticket and a handful of other items from the local gas station. I switched to a different register to pay with card instead of cash, forgetting about the ticket. I found out the lady who rang me out put her 2 weeks in. This is either the best coincidence or my worst mistake. Sadly, I will never know.
anonymous
- Vander - Arcane: League of Legends
Well, your guard needs work. I wish I could say it gets easier kiddo, but I'd be lying. What I can say is, she still needs 'ya. They all do. So, what do 'ya say?... That's my girl.
RoanDaDon
- HMMMMM
Love is like Uno, it's cant be a 1 player game but it's gets too complicated with more than 2 people. Even though Uno is fun, playing with 2 people give you the opportunity to get to know that person if you don't already and just vibe out, instead of having arguments while playing with 3 or more people.
Stevie
- Betty Botter
Betty botter bought some butter, but she said this butter's bitter. If I put this butter in my batter it will make my batter bitter, so she bought a bit of better butter. Put it in her bitter batter, made her bitter batter better. So tis better betty botter bought some better batter.
Lukáš
- A little bit of meta
A lot of quotes on this website are deliberately short to please us lazy typists after a tough day. Well, this one isn't short on purpose. Or is it? You decide.
Zalium Bazzerea
- I love you, what more do you need?
I wish you could understand how much I love you, I'd put it into words but they would be endless. An abyss of words to describe every little thing you do, the way you lay your head on my shoulder when you feel tired, the way you start dancing when you found something you like, the way you just fall apart every time you see "your" fictional characters, the way you can go on for hours just wishing you could see your friends. And the way you'll never notice everything I do. I love you.
Viktor E. Frankl
- Man's Search for Meaning
Forces beyond your control can take away everything you possess except one thing, your freedom to choose how you will respond to the situation. You cannot control what happens to you in life, but you can always control what you will feel and do about what happens to you.
Charles Dickens
- She Was More...
She was more than human to me. She was a fairy, a sylph, I don't know what she was - anything that no one ever saw, and everything that everybody ever wanted. I was swallowed up in an abyss of love in an instant. there was no pausing on the brink; no looking down, or looking back; I was gone, headlong, before I had sense to say a word to her.
Snarkster
- Why Am I Still Typing?
I actually started taking these typing tests because I wanted to improve my typing skills and speed. However, after about a year of practicing my typing, even though I have definitely improved my speed overall, I now only practice my typing to stay away from the real work that I have in front of me on my desk.
MuteMath
- All I See
I have looked out on the wonders that the world can offer. I have watched a perfect love that found its ever after. And I have sailed across a lake of glass, paved with diamonds. Whenever I find something beautiful, your face is all I see. Your smile, tears, your laughter, have captured me.
Phoenix
- Armistice
Dahlias, they come from me, a promise to get well. That ain't working, thinking that you're no good. Don't worry 'cause I'm not the kind to kiss and tell. Dahlias and cherry trees, I don't recall them anyway. Some lovers know it ain't gonna wear out, to each his own the same. Look what you wasted.
Lukáš
- This One's For You
In my journey through learning to type using a new layout, I have typed many quotes twice, or even thrice. So I decided, with the probability of such an event being non-zero, to leave my fellow typist Kuba a note in case he ever stumbles upon it. Hello Kuba, and I hope I'm still crushing you with my WPM!
Dnote
- Pizza
After hearing great reviews of their pizza I called a bar to place an order. The tender answered the phone with "Yea." I responded back with "can I place an order"? The tender said "Yes, what do you want" in an annoyed voice. I said nothing I will order somewhere else. I am afraid I am becoming a Karen.
Dnote
- Quote
My boss recently asked me to quote a 40 inch television. I quoted a 39.5 inch and he asked me to go bigger and quote a 45 inch. These are the 2 most uncommon televisions in the market. I want to email him back with a quote for both but I am afraid if I do, he will ask for a picture of Spiderman.
PixelPeet
- Downvote those dumb quotes
All quotes are not created equal, some of them are downright annoying, even if I downvote them, they seem to have a habit of just popping right back up, why? Anyways, just a thought.
Nobody
Get off your high horse. And in the future, please ensure that your horse is sober before you mount it; it's really dangerous and irresponsible not to.
Thor: Ragnarok
- Loki - "Thor: Ragnarok"
It hurts, doesn't it? Being lied to. Being told you're one thing and then learning it's all a fiction. You didn't think I'd really come and see you, did you? This place is disgusting. Does this mean you don't want my help? Look, I couldn't jeopardize my position with Grandmaster, it took me time to win his trust. He's a lunatic, but he can be amenable. What I'm telling you is, you could join me at the Grandmaster's side. Perhaps, in time, an accident befalls the Grandmaster, and then...
Dnote
- Pitts
Never trust a brand for what it claims. I recently bought the flushable wipes that are plumber approved. Within a week I figured out that plumbers love when consumers buy plungers. Less work for them.
