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- Brown Cow Joke
Two brown cows were in a field. One brown cow turned to the other brown cow and said "moo." The other brown cow said, "Hey, that's what I was going to say!"
Douglas Adams - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish
- The same eyes
They were not the same eyes with which he had last looked out at this particular scene, and the brain which interpreted the images the eyes resolved was not the same brain. There had been no surgery involved, just the continual wrenching of experience.
Silvia Moreno-Garcia
- Gods of Jade and Shadow
They were quiet and they were foolish, both of them, thinking they were treading with any delicacy, and that if they somehow moderated their voices they'd stop the tide of emotion. The things you name do grow in power, but others that are not ever whispered claw at one's heart anyway, rip it to shreds even if a syllable does not escape the lips.
Melania Reagan
It's not an accident. Men arranged culture this way for their benefit at our expense. Our pain, their pleasure. Our labor, their leisure. They can end it at any time, but they won't.
Goldfishiee
- uwu - Urban Dictionary
A texting emoticon used to show cuteness but also is sin to the internet world. It is basically banned worldwide never use in any circumstances unless you want to be attacked.
Ruatfela Hmar
- Foreign Language
Typing English words with English alphabets is much easier as compared to typing foreign words with English alphabets. You take a quick look and you immediately caught what the word is, at least most of the time, so you don't have to pay much attention to each letters of the words. So, here's some foreign words for you: "Chak tak a i type theih nan duhsakna sang ber ka hlan a che." It means, "Best wishes for a fast typing speed." Good luck!
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- Remember When
Remember when you used to put your arms in your shirt and told everyone you had no arms? You'd sleep with all of your stuffed animals so none of them got offended: You had that one pen with 6 different colors and you'd try to push all the buttons at once. You'd pour soda into the cap and pretend you were taking shots. And how you'd watch the raindrops on your car window and pretend they were having a race. Remember when we were kids and couldn't wait to grow up?
Euphoria
- Rue
I promise you. If I could be a different person, I would. Not because I want it, but because they do. But here's the thing. One day, I just showed up without a map or a compass, and at some point, you have to make a choice... about who you are and what you want. And therein lies the catch.
- Trump's Hands
Trump assured Americans that his hands are not small and nothing else is small. But he has yet to provide measurements of either his hands or something else.
Joe Papermaker
- I hate these quotes
I hate these long and complex quotes that have words that I will never use in my normal writing or speaking. I also hate these stupid philosophical quotes that have a question mark at the end of every sentence. There is much more I can complain about, but these two really grind my gears.
Homslice
- Chill - Pill
What's up homie? Ya know, typing is just so relaxing bro. It's so chill man and just totally a rad sensation dude. Especially when you reach like 30 words per minute and you just feel like you're flying bro.
Paul Stamets
Termitomyces robustus is one of the best of the edible mushrooms but defies human attempts at cultivation. So far only ants know the secret to growing this delicacy.
Charles Brettinger
It is usually people in the oppressed class, but who are not the most oppressed of their class, who successfully effect change. This is because they are the ones who are oppressed but not dead.
Herman Hesse
The human attitude of which classical music is the expression is always the same; it is always based on the same kind of insight into life and strives for the same kind of victory over blind chance. Classical music as gesture signifies knowledge of tragedy of the human condition, affirmation of human destiny, courage, cheerful serenity.
Carl Jung
- On Happiness
The more you deliberately seek happiness the more sure you are not to find it. It is therefore far better to take things as they come along, with patience and equanimity.
Naterra international. Inc
- Baby Magic Baby powder - back of the bottle
Baby Magic Baby Powder is a gentle, hypoallergenic formula that absorbs moisture while soothing baby's skin. Lightly fragranced with the original scent moms have loved for generations. Keep your little one dry and comfortably smooth after every bath and diaper change.
Matthew Kelly - Life is Messy
- Rehumanization
It may sound ridiculous, but you would be amazed at how many ways we have been conditioned not to see ourselves as human beings. One of the most blatant and common examples is our inability to express our needs. To be human is to need, and yet, we have been conditioned to believe that it is not alright to need certain things.
Flurrie8
- My Opening
I ALWAYS come back! If you heard this, don't worry, he only comes once a night! I am very glad to be here, even if me and my class are the only ones in this ghost town. Sub to Yub! Bye!
Sleeping With Sirens
- If I’m James Dean, You’re Audrey Hepbrun
How the hell did you ever pick me? Honestly. I could sing you a song, but I don't think words could express your beauty. It's singing to me. How the hell did we end up like this? You bring out the best in me. I fell in love from the moment we kissed. Since then, we've been history.
Panic! at the Disco
- I Write Sins Not Tragedies
I chime in. Haven't you people ever heard of, closing the god damn door. No. It's much better to face these kinds of things, with a sense of poise and rationality.
