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Eric Wang
Got a pb on this quote :3

marcus
Lol what

Anonymous
Absolutely fair. I feel the same!

Satoru
i got my own quote an absolutely flunked it

Jack Johnson
The Curious George movie was so fire, and this song makes me mad nostalgic - …

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The Joker (Heath Ledger) - The Dark Knight
You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan." Even if the plan is horrifying. If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan." But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds!

Anonymouslb - COVID-19
I tested positive today for COVID. It's been two years and I finally tested positive. I was sick the other day but it wasn't that bad. I just got cold and achy. This whole time I have been so afraid that getting the dreaded COVID was going to be the worst experience of my life. But here I am two days later, testing positive, thinking to myself, ignorance is bliss. It wasn't so hard. I know not everyone handles it the same, and some people suffer much worse, but for me it wasn't bad.

BoJack's friend - BoJack Horseman S1Ep8
You know what your problem is? You want to think of yourself as the good guy. Well, I know you better than anyone else, and I can tell you that you're not. In fact, you'd probably sleep better at night if you just admit it to yourself that you're a selfish goddamn coward who takes whatever he wants and doesn't give a shit about who he hurts. That's you.

Edgar Allan Poe - The Tell-Tale Heart
When I had waited a long time, very patiently, without hearing him lie down, I resolved to open a little - a very, very little crevice in the lantern. So I opened it - you cannot imagine how stealthily, stealthily - until, at length, a single dim ray, like the thread of the spider, shot from out the crevice and fell upon the vulture eye.

Aunt May - Spider-Man: No Way Home
What Norman said? My moral mission. No. No, Peter. Listen. You listen to me. You have a gift. You have power. And with great power, must also come great responsibility.

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Anais Mitchell
The meanest dog you'll ever meet, he ain't the hound dog in the street. He bares some teeth and tears some skin, but brother that's the worst of him. The dog you really got to dread is the one that howls inside your head. It's him whose howling drives men mad and a mind to its undoing.

Scott Cawthon - FNAFPS: Henry's Speech
Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name. But I am afraid you have been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although you have indeed been called.

Randy Meeks - Scream - Rules to survive a horror movie
There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie. For instance: 1. You can never have sex. The minute you get a little nookie, you're as good as gone. Sex always equals death. 2. Never drink or do drugs. The sin factor. It's an extension of number one. And 3. Never, ever, ever, under any circumstances, say "I'll be right back."

Malcolm X - The Autobiography of Malcolm X
Children have a lesson adults should learn, to not be ashamed of failing, but to get up and try again. Most of us adults are so afraid, so cautious, so 'safe,' and therefore so shrinking and rigid and afraid that it is why so many humans fail. Most middle-aged adults have resigned themselves to failure.

RM (Rapper) - BTS - Intro: Persona
The world is actually not interested in my clumsiness at all. The regrets that I don't even get sick of anymore. I tumble with them every night until I'm disgusted and twist the irreversible time habitually. There's something that raised me up again every time. The first question. The three syllables of my name and the word 'but' that should come before any of those.

Anonymous - Love, man
I've been having some conflicting feelings lately. I miss those early stages of dating where you are all flirty and excited. But I also love the feeling of having someone to come home to at the end of the day, and to have someone to lean on. The fact that I know someone I love is at home waiting for me who loves me back makes me happy again. I want to be free, but stay put. Lovely, ain't it?

Fly Finger - Fingers Fly
Fingers, fingers, fingers fly. Type so fast the words speed by. Type the letters, punctuation and spaces. And don't make mistakes in too many places. Making mistakes just slows you down, drops your score and just puts you down.

Calvin Coolidge
If I had permitted my failures, or what seemed to me at the time a lack of success, to discourage me I cannot see any way in which I would ever have made progress.

Heidi - One Handed
There are many words in the English language that we can sit here and type with both hands, but did you know that you can type the phrase "sweater dresses" all with your left hand? Now you do. Sweater dresses. Sweater dresses. Sweater dresses.

Me, Again - Frustrating Quotes
This system is stupid. It keeps telling me the quote already exist in the database. I highly doubt that someone has typed the exact same words that I have entered into the prompt.

The Snarkster - Turn Signals
I want to personally thank all of those people who actually use their turn signals when they are turning on the road. You seem to be few and far between these days. For those people who do not use their turn signal, you are dead to me.

Anonymous - Discipline
Discipline isn't a binary, it's a law. Discipline is the guide that leads you from destination to destination. It's your hire from committing to what's right. Discipline is the only friend of the weak and nameless.

President Barack Obama - Perseverance
The real test is not whether you avoid this failure, because you won't. It's whether you let it harden or shame you into inaction, or whether you learn from it; whether you choose to persevere.

Buddha Gautama - Boundless Compassion
Whatever beings there may be - feeble or strong, tall or short, small or large, those seen or unseen, near or far, those born as well as those yet to be born - may all beings have happy minds.