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Got a pb on this quote :3

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Lol what

Anonymous
Absolutely fair. I feel the same!

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i got my own quote an absolutely flunked it

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Unknown - Unknown
Big frogs in the pond. It was not long before the pond was full of frogs and then one by one they all died. It was too late there were to many dead frogs in the pond.

Typist Mike - Knowing One's Limits
As a child, we were told to never give up and to do our best. This is a concept to help a child muster through younger years. But as an adult, I am telling you that it is important to know your limits and know when to give up. If you realize that you may be failing at something, that realization is a much more powerful attribute than denial of failure. To absolutely deny failure, is an absolute failure.

Unknown - SEAL Creedo
I will never quit. My nation expects me to be physically harder and mentally stronger than our enemies. If knocked down I will get back up, every time. I will draw on every remaining ounce of strength to protect my team mates and accomplish our mission. No matter how dark it gets, no matter how far I fall, I am never out of the fight.

Unknown. - A Team's Poem
I'm a hard-bodied, hairy chested, rootin', tootin', parachutin', demolition double cap crimpin, Frogman. There ain't nothin' I can't do. No sky too high, no see to rough. Never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet. Drove all kinds of trucks. Two by's, four by's, six by's. And those big guys that bend and go TSH' TSH' when you step on the breaks. Anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing. I'm a lover, I'm a fighter, I'm a UDT Navy SEAL Diver.

Marcus Luttrell
There's a storm inside of us. I've heard many team guys speak of this. A burning, a river, a drive. An unrelenting desire to push yourself harder, and father than anyone could think possible. Pushing ourselves into those cold, dark corners where the bad things live. Where the bad things fight. We want that fight at the highest volume. A loud fight. The loudest, coldest, darkest, most unpleasant of unpleasant fights.

James Baldwin - Meeting The Man: James Baldwin in Paris
Love has never been a popular movement... The world is held together, really it is, held together, by the love and the passion of a very few people. Otherwise, of course you can despair. Walk down the street of any city, any afternoon, and look around you. What you've got to remember is what you're looking at is also you. Everyone you're looking at is also you. You could be that person. You could be that monster, you could be that cop. And you have to decide, in yourself, not to be.

A. R. Moxon - Selfish assholes aren't everyone else's job to fix.
Selfish assholes *love* when the answer is "convince them," for many reasons, but mostly because they know it's ineffective. Selfish assholes *hate* clear boundaries and enforced consequences, because they are effective. And that's why I advocate boundaries and consequences.

talia jane's lawyer - remember to actually remain silent!
Do NOT let cops into the house. Speak to them through the door or intercom. Make sure to get their name, field office, and phone number. If they have a warrant, ask them to slide it under the door. Then back up from the door and read it out loud, noting what they are allowed to look for, and where. Do *not* speak to police without a lawyer. (You can't talk your way out of an arrest, but you can talk your way into a conviction!) Say: "I am going to remain silent, and I want to speak to a lawyer!"

​​​​​​ - Hippocracy
Hypocrisy isn't great, but if your actions aren't matching your ideals, it's better to just live with it than to erase the cognitive dissonance by throwing your morals away entirely.

Your Love - Eternal?
After all of this time, the thing I yearn for the most is the softness of your touch. An approach all your own. When you drop your sarcastic armor, my love, your softness brings me joy.

RIchard P. Feynman - Reading between the lines
I thought about my "contribution" to the logistics problem and realized that a man like the guy who orders the stuff for Christmas at Macy's would be better able to figure out how to handle problems like that than I. So I concluded: a) if I had made an important contribution, it was sheer luck; b) anybody else could have done as well, but most people could have done better, and c) this flattery should wake me up to the fact that I am not capable of contributing much.

RIchard P. Feynman - Valuation of fine art
You ought to triple its price. With art, nobody is really sure of its value, so people often think, 'If the price is higher, it must be more valuable!'

RIchard P. Feynman - They didn’t even know what they “knew.”
I don't know what's the matter with people: they don't learn by understanding; they learn by some other way-by rote, or something. Their knowledge is so fragile!

Flanagan fan - Midnight Mass
Who here is still a devout Catholic after watching Mike Flanagan's Midnight Mass? What a heavy show. How easy it is to distort the teachings of the Catholic Church to fit to your own standard of morality. And for other people to believe it too, when you have a big following.

Madame Leota - Seance
Serpents and spiders, tail of a rat, call in the spirits wherever they're at! Rap on a table - it's time to respond. Send us a message from somewhere beyond... Goblins and ghoulies from last Halloween, awaken the spirits with your tambourine! Creepies and crawlies, toads in a pond, let there be music from regions beyond! Wizards and witches, wherever you dwell, give us a hint, by ringing a bell!

A Certain Penguin - The Monster Under the Bed
Every night, when I am going to bed, I always hear my parents say that there are no monsters under the bed, which brought me to think, "Is there really a monster under my bed?" So, I wanted to look, but if there was a monster, I didn't want to be eaten, but... My mind was yelling at me to look, I just had to. And so I looked, but there was nothing. Which brought me back, brought me back to reality.

Micheal K - KFC
Chicken is such a simple food, but so delish. There are many options for places to eat chicken and the best has to go to KFC. So go eat some chicken it will make you happy.

Uncle Iroh - Ba sing se
It's a long, long way to Ba Sing Se. But the girls in the city, they look so pretty. They kiss so sweet that you really have to meet. The girls from Ba Sing Se!