Recent comments

Kung Fu Panda
One of my favourite quotes from Kung Fu Panda :3

owolord
just go for it man, "endless peril in society"? just f***ing talk to her

Concerned Typist
Bro what u yapping about

Norman Schwarzkopf
One of the weirdest quotes I've ever come across. Thinking America is the only country …

Anonymous
I eat spiders.

More

Quotes

Add a new quote

Recent quotes - Best quotes - Worst quotes -

Jeon Somi - Fast forward
How many lovers do I go through to find you? How many heartbreaks I take just to get to you? How many lovers do I go through to find you? How many? Fast forward.

Anonymous - Limited Spaces
There's a quote in here that states it won't count as an error if you add an extra space. Which technically is partially true, but in reality, it won't even count it. Go ahead and try it. You can't put more than one space between any two words, no matter how many times you press the spacebar.

Matthew Perry - Friends, Lovers, and the Big Terrible Thing - Ch. 11
I try not to think too hard about the incredible women I had passed over because of a fear it took me too long to understand. I try not to dwell on this too much. If you spend too much time looking in the rearview mirror, you WILL crash your car.

Amy Bloom - Too much perspective
Perspective is useful of course: it's why very few people want to be 18 again, but the other side is having so much perspective, it's hard to give a damn about anything happening here in the real.

Neil Gaiman - Excerpt from "The Graveyard Book"
Josiah Worthington said, "The dead and the living do not mingle, boy. We are no longer part of their world; they are no part of ours. If it happened that we danced the danse macabre with them, the dance of death, then we would not speak of it, and we certainly would not speak of it to the living." "But I'm one of you." "Not yet, boy. Not for a lifetime."

A Computer Security professor
I once attended a Computer Security class, in which my professor gave an important life lesson. He said: "Thinking that Computer Security is useless because attackers will break in the system anyway is the worst approach you could have. The only way in which attackers cannot break in a system is by making the system invulnerable, which is impossible. You just have to make it hard enough for the attacker."

Cavetown - Grocery Store
Can you hear all of my open wounds? I'm whispering as loud as the flowers bloom. I've been somewhere in the sky, don't worry. I'll be right on time if I can help it, I'm so sorry. I've been trying not to cry at the grocery store. Little bully inside, pinning me to the floor. It must be easier than it seems, but I can't get these thorns out of my teeth, it's killing me but I want more.

Unknown - Why I write to you
Sometimes, when I cannot get you off of my mind, I write to you in places that I think it is plausible you may see it. When I think of you, I wonder if that is the universe telling me you are thinking of me too. And while I know that if you came across this quote you could not prove I wrote it to you, I like to think you would know, deep down.

Neo Culture Technology 127 - Highway to Heaven
Baby, you a bad girl, watch your mouth. When I'm with you it's a vibe. Baby I can't lie. Hit my line, anytime. Girl, I wanna make you mine, spend some time. We'll take the highway to heaven, and I can't wait to love you all alone. We'll take the highway to heaven on the 101, let's see just where it goes.

Anonymous - Fear - Kiyotaka Ayanokoji
I knew all about fear born through pain. I knew the terror and misery of being a loser. I'd seen people destroyed by it before my eyes, time and time again. But eventually, I stopped feeling fear. Instead, I just felt cold, because I'd come to realize that no matter how much suffering or despair others experienced, the same would never happen to me.

Anonymous - Failling In Love with Two People At Once
"If you fall in love with two people at once, always go for the second one because if you truly loved the first one you wouldn't have fallen for the second one" but what about the fact that" if you truly loved the second one you wouldn't still be in love with the first one." If you love both of them, go for neither but both at the same time. Don't tell them how much you love them until you are sure which one you love more. Just keep them in your life until you are sure which one you love more.

Charlie Chaplin - Cognition
Our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery we need humanity. More than cleverness we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent.

Elrond
But it seems to me now clear which is the road that we must take. The westward road seems easiest. Therefore it must be shunned. It will be watched. Too often the Elves have fled that way. Now at this last we must take a hard road, a road unforeseen. There lies our hope, if hope it be. To walk into peril - to Mordor. We must send the Ring to the Fire.

La Dispute - Said the King to the River
We are not clean, we are not pure, we will not rest until we're sure, so rob your pretty little eyes of sleep's disguise, I'm at your bedside with a bucket full of lies, so clear your ears and listen, up my lady, pack your things, this place is not your home.

La Dispute - A Departure
Maybe you know what I'm talking about. Or maybe you would have known, Or had known? Is it once knew? I don't know what tense to use. I know I never used to feel like this, I used to never think of death or hear voices. I used to feel like everything was perfectly in order, a normal life. But I guess then came a departure.

Sarah LeGare - Dear Typers...
Whoever puts all of those commas and quotation marks into their tests needs to be stopped because it is so hard to get higher in your stats if you have to continuously backspace every two seconds... thank you!

Logan Lancing and James Lindsay - Love and praise for the Queering of the America Child
American education wasn't like this forty years ago. The cult of Queer Theory changed everything. Inspired by the religious teachings of Michel Foucault, Judith Butler, and Eve Kosofsky Sedgwick, Queer Activists queered American education.

Indigo Girls - Prince of Darkness
I don't know when I noticed life was life at my expense; the words of my heart lined up like prisoners on a fence. The dreams came in like needy children tugging at my sleeve. I said I have no way of feeding you, so leave. But there was a time I asked my father for a dollar, and he gave it a ten dollar raise. And when I needed my mother and I called her, she stayed with me for days.

Hakita - P2: Sisyphus Prime intro speech (ULTRAKILL)
A visitor... Mmmm... Indeed. I have slept long enough. The kingdom of Heaven has long since forgotten my name, and I am EAGER to make them remember. However, the blood of Minos stains your hands, and I must admit, I'm curious about your skills, Weapon. And so, before I tear down the cities, and crush the armies of Heaven... you, shall do as an appetizer. Come forth, child of man, and DIE.

Wiki Greek Goddess - Khione
She is a goddess associated with winter having the power to control snow, ice and hail. Her main duty is to make sure winter is executed every year according to the plans. She is also part of Persephone's entourage with Thallo, Auxo, Carpo and Orithyia and was depicted with these fellow goddesses.