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Anon Mous - The Tragic Case of Mrs. Torey
It was a sad event, really. Mrs. Torey was an alright teacher who was bad at crowd control and taught one rowdy crowd that doesn't like teachers. For the most part the freshmen of that class were quiet but the sophomores and their freshmen friends were constantly yapping back and playing pranks on her. At the end she died from a stroke; most likely from the stress of having to teach assholes for most of her life, maybe from the stress that she was about to die of pneumonia.

by Staind - Outside
And you bring me to my knees, again. All the times that I could beg you please, in vain. All the times that I felt insecure, for you. And I leave my burdens at the door. But I'm on the outside, I'm looking in. I can see through you, see your true colors. Cause inside you're ugly, you're ugly like me. I can see through you, see to the real you.

Peety boi - Typing at midnight
I sit here at midnight. Typing on my favorite website, as my fingers delicately press each key at the precise moment automatically without my brain fully comprehending the way it all works... The more that I think about it the worse I seem to type. The trick, I find is to just type and shut my brain off completely.

Terry Davis - Do you like the command line ?
The computers went wrong when you made them for niggers. That's when it went wrong. It's like how many people, it's like, "Ugh it's a command line.." Ah, fuck you man. White people don't mind it, ok? The white people are like, "Yeah it's a command line. So what's your point?" The niggers are all like, "Nooo! We don't like the command line!" Here's the difference in a white person and a nigger: Do you like the command line? Ok, you're a nigger. Fuck you. Get the fuck out.

Corey - Highscore!
This will be a high score, this is the quote that will get you the highest score possible. You got this, just type quickly. Quick typing is the upmost importance to a high score.

WRENCH! - Zed
Zed is probably one of the worst alternative pronunciations. How do British people even sing their ABCs? Q R S, T U V, W X, Y and goddamned Zed. It is straight up depressing that we as a society normalize Zed instead of banishing it from reality. Anyone who says Zed should be separated from society and be forced to work in the mines for the rest of their sad lives.

Kaci S - Drink Your Water
Drinking water can be a chore. Sometimes when I incentivize my water intake with something fun, I can get a whole water bottle down before I've even realized it. Hydration is the key to so many things as well. Are you cranky, is your skin dull, do you have incurable hunger? Try some water. Do you want to feel better and think clearly? Drink some water. It can only help. Don't take this as medical advice. Just general health advice.

Larian Studios - Monologue of Myrkul
I am the smile of the worm-cleansed skull. I am the regrets of those who remain, and the restlessness of those who are gone. I am the haunt of mausoleums, the god of graves and age, of dust and dusk. I am Myrkul, Lord of Bones, and you have slain my Chosen. But it is no matter. For I am Death. And I am not the end - I am a beginning.

Lee Kuan Yew
China could draw on a talent pool of 1.3 billion people, but the United States could draw on the world's seven billion people and recombine them in a diverse culture that exudes creativity in a way that ethnic Han nationalism cannot.

T. S. Eliot - The Waste Land
And when we were children, staying at the archduke's, my cousin's, he took me out on a sled, and I was frightened. He said, Marie, Marie, hold on tight. And down we went. In the mountains, there you feel free. I read, much of the night, and go south in the winter.

PeachFlavoredRings - Mistakes
You have to make mistakes in order to grow. I've made many mistakes in my short time living and I know that I'll make more. Whether it's things I wish I would've said or done or things I wish I hadn't said or did. Some of these mistakes have made me feel like a bad or stupid person, but I know that learning from these mistakes and not repeating them is what differentiates me from a bad person or a stupid person. However, whenever I make a mistake, I can't help but dislike myself a little more.

Billy Joel - New York State of Mind
Some folks like to get away and take a holiday from the neighborhood. Take a flight to Miami Beach or to Hollywood. Well, I'm taking a Greyhound on the Hudson River line. I'm in a New York state of mind.

Pierce The Veil - Gold Medal Ribbon
Are you up there? Just give me a signal. I'm reaching you now. Cause I remember the sound of your voice but I don't remember what we talked about. It doesn't matter that's a waste of time. So, take off your rings and lipstick for me. I swear that I can hear you in the wind, you're singing to me and you're dancing in the halls outside again. I'm always listening.

Hachiman Hikigaya - I hate nice girls - I
I hate nice girls. If they so much as say "Hello," it stays on my mind. If they return my text, my heart races. The day one calls me, I know I look at my call history and grin. But I know in my heart, that's just them being nice. People who are nice to me are also nice to everyone else. I almost end up forgetting that. If the truth is cruel, then lies must be kind. That's why kindness is a lie.

Parker - What I Wish You Knew
Even though I seem completely fine, and like nothing is wrong, inside I am dying. I laugh alongside you, even though I want to cry. I speak clearly as if the heavy weight on my chest isn't there. I comfort you even though I wish it was I in your arms, not you in mine. I stay silent and swallow my screams. I love you, so I will silently suffer, and act like everything is fine.

zivaa - Dr. Stone OST - Fujifabric : Part - 2
It's gonna rain harder than yesterday. Humid wind that's sticking to me, go away. If I wait in a place like this, I'll be decaying. I only have one will and there's no hesitation. I want to get my true strength back.

Bret Easton Ellis - Patrick Bateman - American Psycho
And then, in the back of the cab on the way across town to my apartment, I imagine running around Central Park on a cool spring afternoon with Jean, laughing, holding hands. We buy balloons, we let them go.

WRENCH! - Spoilers!
I recently came across a video which stated that it is scientifically proven that our lives flash before our eyes right when we die. I didn't want to know that, not necessarily because it'd bother me at night, rather I hoped it'd be a surprise. Was there going to be a god? Is god human? Is he an alien? Is he a frog? Was I going to be a frog? But no, life ends with highlights. And then the cringe memories will flash before our eyes. It's like dying twice!

PhantomInsomnia - Music and Typing
I've found that listening to music while practicing my typing actually helps a lot with my accuracy. It might just be me, but I recommend trying it. Turn on a playlist that you like or listen to regularly, and have it playing in the background (or with headphones if you don't want to disturb anyone) and see how you do!

Anonymous - I don’t know
This is the first quote I'm writing. How exciting! This website is so interesting, because I'm going to write these words down, and then publish them to the entire internet, and some stranger is going to read them. And then that stranger will type them, and receive all this information they'll forget about. And none of it will ever matter. But I hope you have a good day, and you have fun typing.