William Safire
- In Event of Moon Disaster
Fate has ordained that the men who went to the moon to explore in peace will stay on the moon to rest in peace. These brave men, Neil Armstrong and Edwin Aldrin, know that there is no hope for their recovery. But they also know that there is hope for mankind in their sacrifice.
Me KD
Hi, yes it is me. This is what I do for fun. I get off work and type for hours while smoking my pipe. If only I could get paid to do this, it would be a lucrative opportunity for me.
Zack Hemsey
- The Way
There's more than meets the eye. There's more than meets the price. If you can't see the sky there's too much artificial light. I can't predict my path, but they can't fully see my past. I'm running from the flash but heading straight inside the blast. A mountain full of ego built upon a heap of trash is exactly what you get when you can't fully do the math.
Stewie Griffin
- Squiggly Line
Oh squiggly line in my eye fluid. I see you lurking there on the periphery of my vision. But when I try to look at you, you scurry away. Are you shy, squiggly line? Why only when I ignore you, do you return to the center of my eye? Oh, squiggly line, it's alright, you are forgiven.
W.M.R.
- I'm sorry
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Canadians favorite saying. Well, I'm sorry that we are polite, and that we have manners. I'm sorry that we don't treat each other like garbage. I'm sorry that we're just so nice :).
Dwight Schrute
- The Office - S5. E13. - Stress Relief
Last week I gave a fire safety talk. And nobody paid any attention. It's my own fault for using PowerPoint. PowerPoint is boring. People learn in a lot of different ways, but experience is the best teacher. 'lights a cigarette' Today, smoking is gonna save lives.
De Es
- Hard Words
According to a recent Google search, some of the hardest words to spell are as follows; nauseous, dilate, fuchsia, minuscule, ingenious, sacrilegious, orangutan, and paraphernalia.
BoJack Horseman
- Free churro - Part 2
Let me tell you, it's a weird thing to feel at 54, that for the first time in your life your mother sees you. It's an odd realization that it's the thing you've been missing, the only thing you wanted all along, to be seen. And it doesn't feel like a relief, to finally be seen. It feels mean, like oh, it turns out that you knew what I wanted, and you waited until the very last moment to give it to me. I was prepared for more cruelty.
Rudy Franciso
- Mercy
She asked me to kill the spider. Instead, I get the most peaceful weapons I can find. I take a cup and a napkin, I catch the spider, put it outside and allow it to walk away. If I am ever caught in the wrong place at the wrong time, just being alive and not bothering anyone, I hope I am greeted with the same kind of mercy.
Sarah
- My mind and me
Alone but not alone, the lights are on, but is there anyone home? My screams are loud but not loud enough to be heard. Who can I trust? Me. Who loves me? Me. Scared of disappointment, scared to be hurt, so I'll take my feelings and bury them in the dirt. I don't need anyone, all I need is me. I'll hug myself tight and won't let me go, I'll love myself better than anyone else ever could.
Dwight Schrute
- The Office - S7 E10 - “China”
They say the best vampires don't bleed their victims dry, but give them the strength so that they can bounce back only to be fed on again. I spared Pam, and I may feast off of her profits for years to come. I let Pam win. Haha, oh. I was not motivated by compassion. I have no compassion. Make sure you got that. Not motivated by compassion.
W.M.R.
- Anonymous
Isn't love a funny thing? It makes you worry and care more that you ever thought you could. It makes you jealous over things that really shouldn't matter. It shows you the capacity of love you can truly have for someone. They say when you know you know, right? Well that's true, you really do know. When they feel like home, your safe space, the one person you want to tell everything to, you know. Love is crazy.
Hozier
- Work Song
My baby never fret none about what my hands and my body done. If the Lord don't forgive me, I'd still have my baby and my babe would have me. When I was kissing on my baby, and she put her love down soft and sweet, in the low candle light I was free - Heaven and Hell were words to me.
BoJack Horseman
- Free Churro - part 1
I was in the hospital with her those last moments, and they were truly horrifying, full of nonsensical screams and cries. But there was this moment, this one instant of strange calm, where she looked in my direction and said, "I see you." That's the last thing she said to me. "I see you." Not a statement of judgment or disappointment, just acceptance and the simple recognition of another person in a room. "Hello, there. You are a person and I see you."
Anonymous
I know what's gonna happen here, alright? We're gonna end up partnering up with them, you're gonna end up on the altar, I'm gonna be looking you in the eyes and they're gonna sacrifice you. And I don't want that! Alright?!
a fellow typist
- Maybe relax and try again later
Hey you! Are you typing non stop but still stuck on your WPM? Why not stop for a while and take a walk outside? Scientific studies show that the human brain is super elastic. When you practice typing, your brain works hard on processing all kinds of information, then if you take a rest, it will have the chance to sort out and digest previous experiences, therefore rewire and improve itself. It's kinda like a spring, you stretch it, and relax it. Over stretching only does more harm than good.
Unknown
- Pain
Whatever pain you think you are in right now cannot begin to compare to the peace that will one day come over you. It cannot begin to compare to the joy that you will one day know. You will fall in love with life again, and it will be better than it was before, because you will become a different person. You will become someone who is more capable of appreciating what matters, who will not be as reckless with their choices, who can no longer be so easily swayed or mindlessly trusting.
KELLY KAPOOR
- The Office - S04, E12: “Deposition”
I DON'T TALK TRASH; I TALK SMACK. THEY'RE TOTALLY DIFFERENT. TRASH TALK IS HYPOTHETICAL LIKE YOUR MOM IS SO FAT SHE CAN EAT THE INTERNET. BUT SMACK TALK IS HAPPENING LIKE RIGHT NOW. LIKE: YOU'RE UGLY, AND I KNOW IT FOR A FACT 'CAUSE I GOT THE EVIDENCE RIGHT THERE.
Ed Winters
Every time we eat, we have the power to radically transform the world we live in and simultaneously contribute to addressing many of the most pressing issues that our species currently faces: climate change, infectious disease, chronic disease, human exploitation and, of course, non-human exploitation. Every single day, our choices can help alleviate all of these problems or they can perpetuate them.
Madeline Miller
- The Song of Achilles
In the darkness, two shadows, reaching through the hopeless, heavy dusk. Their hands meet, and light spills in a flood like a hundred golden urns pouring out of the sun.
