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Jurgen Klopp - Competing with Bayern Munich in the Bundesliga
We have a bow and arrow and if we aim well, we can hit the target. The problem is that Bayern has a bazooka. The probability that they will hit the target is clearly higher. But then Robin Hood was apparently quite successful.

Thomas De Quincey - Confessions of an English Opium Eater
The dream commenced with a music which now I often heard in dreams - a music of a preparation and of awakening suspense; a music like the opening of the Coronation Anthem, and which, like that, gave the feeling of a vast march - of infinite calvalcades filing off - and the tread of innumerable armies. The morning was come of a mighty day - a day of crisis and of final hope for human nature, then suffering some mysterious eclipse, and labouring in some dread extremity.

Daniel Defoe - A Journal of the Plague Year
It was about the Beginning of September 1664, that I, among the Rest of my Neighbours, heard in ordinary Discourse, that the Plague was return'd again in Holland; for it had been very violent there, and particularly at Amsterdam and Rotterdam, in the Year 1663, whether they say, it was brought, some said from Italy, others from the Levant among some Goods, which were brought home by their Turkey Fleet; others said it was brought from Candia; others from Cyprus.

Game of Thrones - Margery Tyrell in the Sept of Baelor
Forget about the bloody gods and listen to what I'm telling you. Cersei understands the consequences of her absence and she is absent anyway, which means she does not intend to suffer those consequences. The trial can wait. We all need to leave.

Gina D. - Anyone?
Is anyone else completely tired of typing the same quotes over and over again? Or is it just me? Can we start giving some sad faces to the ones that repeat constantly? Not because they're bad or anything, I just want to see some new material on this website!

what is this? - hello there
hello there, just wanna test this shit, nevermind! and this web told me need to type higher than 150 words, kinda stupid. okay do you love caroline konsnar? I love her, the point isn't she's funny, because she's hot. IDK will someone see this shit? I hope not, so embarrassing about this mem.

Thomas S. Kane - The Oxford Essential Guide to Writing
Paragraph unity involves two related but distinct concepts: coherence and flow. Coherence means that the ideas fit together. Flow means that the sentences link up so that readers are not conscious of gaps. Flow is a matter of style and exists in specific words and grammatical patterns tying one sentence to another. Coherence belongs to the substructure of the paragraph, to relationships of thought, feeling, and perception. Both are necessary if a paragraph is to be truly unified.

Joanna Lillis - Dark Shadows: Inside the Secret World of Kazakhstan. Kingdom of the Kazakhs
The Kazakhs date their history of nationhood back to the foundation of the Kazakh Khanate in 1465, when Kerey and Zhanibek broke away from one of the successor kingdoms to the Golden Horde, the Shaibanid Khanate, which at one point controlled swathes of land stretching across much of what is now Kazakhstan.

Samwel Nyanjah - WOMAN
Listen; A wife should serve as a recruit on the team to pursue your dreams and never should she be the dream to be pursued... And lo; If no woman ever bores to you, never shall you win the respect of men.

Car Seat Headrest - Something Soon
Biting my clothes to keep from screaming, taking pills to keep from dreaming. I want to break something important, I want to kick my dad in the shins. I was referring to the present in past tense, it was the only way that I could survive it. I want to close my head in the car door! I want to sing this song like I'm dying!

Patrick Rothfuss - The Chandrian
Cyphus bears the blue flame. Stercus is in thrall of iron. Ferule chill and dark of eye. Usnea lives in nothing but decay. Grey Dalcenti never speaks. Pale Alenta brings the blight. Last there is the lord of the seven: Hated. Hopeless. Sleepless. Sane. Alaxel bears the shadow's hame.

The midnight gospel - Let go of hope
We live in a universe in which time exists and therefore everything will disintegrate and be gone and the suffering of that is unbearable. The moment you accept things as they are, you don't need to hope anymore because you realize that where you are is kind of okay.

Anonymous - Grape Nuts
What I like about Grape Nuts is that there are no gimmicks. There's no cartoon bird prancing about on the box cover, there's no commercial with Barney and Fred getting in fist fights over a bowl of Grape Nuts; you get a box full of cereal and that's it. It's not even a big box filled with air and prizes; it's just a pound of wheat and barley with a picture on the front.

Jon Bois - The Bob Emergency
Beamon watches as the judge take the unusual step of bringing out a tape measurer. After twenty entire minutes, the distance is officially announced. Eight point nine meters. Like most Americans he doesn't quite understand how far that is and when someone tells him the distance in feet and inches, he is no closer to understanding.

anonymous - I'm sick of exams
I use this platform as a means of procrastination. I have 7 exams in two weeks and I am exhausted. I think my time would be better spent studying the principles of economics but here I am, typing away. Wasting time.

Cuahtemoc Vasquez - how you make me feel<3
I sit in class thinking about you the whole 40 minutes. The bell rings and I walk with you to my next period elbows touching each other, to you it's nothing but to me it's everything feeling your skin touch up against mine has never felt better. Every time we talk the only emotion I feel is happy I feel aroused making me feel way too good to the point I can't control myself you make me go crazy way too crazy and I love you for that.

Cat Stevens - Father and Son
All the times that I've cried, keeping all the things I knew inside. It's hard, but it's harder to ignore it. If they were right, I'd agree, but it's them they know, not me. Now there's a way, and I know that I have to go away. I know, I have to go.

Wasim - The Nonsense and The Nothing
There has to be some kind of nonsense, for everything else to make sense. Otherwise, there is 'Nothing', and all of that is right here and now. All this Nonsense and Nothing is everything there is.

Rick and Morty - The Ricklantis Mixup - Simple Rick's Simple Wafer Cookie
Sixteen iterations off the central finite curve, there's a Rick that works more with wood than polarity plating. His name is Simple Rick, but he's no dummy. He realized long ago that the greatest thing he'd ever create was his daughter. We captured that moment and run it on a loop through Simple Rick's mind, and the chemical that makes his brain secrete goes into every Simple Rick's Simple Wafer Cookie. Come home to the impossible flavor of your own completion. Come home to Simple Rick's.

keira - keep driving
Passports footwells kiss her dont tells wine glass puff pass tea with cyborgs riot america science edibles life hacks going viral in the bathroon cocaine side boob choke her with a sea view tooth ache bad move just act normal moka pot monday its all good hey you should we just keep driving.