Scott Cawthon
- FNAF Phone Guy Message
Hello? Hello, hello? Uhh, I wanted to record a message for you... to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm... finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact, so... I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you: there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine! So... let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay?
Vladimir Lenin
- State and Revolution
The exploiting classes need political rule to maintain exploitation, in example, in the selfish interests of an insignificant minority against the vast majority of all people. The exploited classes need political rule in order to completely abolish all exploitation, in example, in the interests of the vast majority of the people, and against the insignificant minority consisting of the modern slave-owners - the landowners and capitalists.
Subaru
- Save me
Beatrice. Please save me. I thought about all kinds of cool things to say, like how I was gonna save you from loneliness, but they all just sounded like stopgaps thought up in the heat of the moment. You don't need me to save you. You don't need my help at all. You're strong, smart, and cute. You're plenty well-equipped to survive on you own. So saying I'd save you or help you out wasn't enough. But even as strong, smart, and cute as you are, you were afraid to live on alone. You were hurting.?
Smash Mouth
- All star (Parody)
Somebody once told me the world is macaroni, so I took a bite out of a tree. It tasted kinda funny so I spit it at a bunny, and the bunny started cussing at me.
Break Up pt. 2
I wrote a quote about a break up shortly after I was dumped almost 3 years ago. I was in a very dark place and it felt like there was no end in sight. I'm now in a much happier and healthier relationship with a man who treats me well, but occasionally my old quote pops up. I always type through it, as a nice reminder that just because you're in a bad place, doesn't mean you'll be there forever!
James Patterson
- Cross
Then the phone sounds like an alarm, and I jump up and hurry out into the hall. I grab it off the wobbly stand. "Cross family residence," I answer, in the spirit of the day. "There's been a murder," I hear, and my stomach falls. I pause a beat before I say anything. "Why are you calling me?" I ask. "Because you're Dr. Cross, and I'm the murderer."
Kaiku
- Alphabet
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
At the Drive In/Cedric Bixer-Zivalla
- Invalid Litter Dept.
intravenously polite, it was the walkie-talkies that had knocked the pins down, as their shoes gripped the dirt floor, in the silhouette of dying. Yeah, they had plans for him. They had spun the last of the pimps, corduroy satin nailed jewelry lips, while the guillotine just laughed again. And the paramedics fell into the wound, like a rehired scab at a barehanded plant, an anesthetic penance beneath the hail of contraband.
MOB254OG
- Leo and Angel
Leo and Angel are not good friends. We have never liked each other. Every day we fight to the death but we do not die. We are both super strong and cannot kill each other. We will fight until the end of time.
Lee Sallows
- Long pangrams
This Pangram contains four a's, one b, two c's, one d, thirty e's, six f's, five g's, seven h's, eleven i's, one j, one k, two l's, two m's, eighteen n's, fifteen o's, two p's, one q, five r's, twenty-seven s's, eighteen t's, two u's, seven v's, eight w's, two x's, three y's, and one z.
Multiple
- Pangrams are fun
Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs. Jackdaws love my big sphinx of quartz. The five boxing wizards jump quickly. How vexingly quick daft zebras jump! Quick zephyrs blow, vexing daft Jim. Two driven jocks help fax my big quiz. The jay, pig, fox, zebra and my wolves quack! Sympathizing would fix Quaker objectives. A wizard's job is to vex chumps quickly in fog. Watch "Jeopardy!," Alex Trebek's fun TV quiz game. By Jove, my quick study of lexicography won a prize! Waxy and quivering, jocks fum.
Kim Stanley Robinson
- Redefining Hope
If you redefine hope as something biological, it doesn't go away just because you're feeling discouraged. You can imagine that you're hopeful at the cellular level and that it's stubborn and it doesn't go away. It's just always there, it's the understory, it's your hunger. You eat your breakfast and you've actually acted on a hope that you had to stay alive.
-A Typist
- Four Men In a Boat
Ok so there are four guys in a boat, all smokers. They have five cigarettes but no way to light them. What do they do? They throw one cigarette overboard, and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
- A Typist
- Why do I enjoy this?
This has got to be one of the weirdest sorts of online communities I've ever found, this strange typing test forum. Why do I even enjoy doing this? Is it because doing something you're good at is always sort of enjoyable, even if it's something as mundane as typing? And who are the other people on here - we only interact through these quotes or by speaking into the void as I am doing here. I am here to say I understand you!
Anonymous
- I am a failure
I am a failure. Finals start tomorrow and I've barely studied for it. I'll literally do anything but study. Watching crochet videos on youtube, typing on this website, spending heaps of time on stan twitter, reading fanfics, staring out a window contemplating life. Midnights comes out in 9 days and I have a paper on release day. Louis just announced Out Of My System that's dropping this Friday. I have a paper too. Harry's on tour and My Policeman comes out same day as Midnights. I am drowning.
Theodore John Kaczynski
- Oversocialization, Industrial revolution and it's consequences
Psychologists use the term socialization to designate the process by which children are trained to think and act as society. Some people are so highly socialized that the attempt to think, feel and act morally imposes a severe burden on them. In order to avoid feelings of guilt, they continually have to deceive themselves about their own motives and find moral explanations for feelings and actions that in reality have a non-moral origin. We use the term "oversocialized" to describe such people.
Louis de Broglie
- from "Matter and Light"
We thus find that in order to describe the properties of Matter, as well as those of Light, we must employ waves and corpuscles simultaneously. We can no longer imagine the electron as being just a minute corpuscle of electricity: we must associate a wave with it. And this wave is not just a fiction: its length can be measured and its interferences calculated in advance. In fact, a whole group of phenomena was in this way predicted before being actually discovered.
Ned Fulmer
- Ned's "Apology"
Family should have always been my first priority, but I lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship. I'm sorry for any pain that my actions may have caused to the guys and the fans but most of all Ariel. The only thing that matters right now is my marriage and my children, and that's where I am going to focus my attention.
Dr. Dave Grossman
- Neurological overview of paraphiliac disorders
Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even troons who "pass" look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.
Boards of canada
- Nothing is real
Jesus, was it you indeed, to flirt unkindly with my greed? Promising eternal life, when you knew it was not right? When you knew that what I'd need was willingness and comfort there?
