Joan Rivers
I'm going out with these old guys. One guy gave me a hickey and left his teeth in my neck. Another man, we were having a perfectly lovely dinner; he looked up at me and went: You're not my wife! Another guy died during dinner. I had to go in his pocket to get the American Express card. Then you wonder: What would he tip? Another guy said: I want you to meet my family, and took me to the cemetery.
Marcus Aurelius
How unlucky I am that this should happen to me. But not at all. Perhaps, say how lucky I am that I am not broken by what has happened, and I am not afraid of what is about to happen. For the same blow might have stricken anyone, but not many would have absorbed it without capitulation and complaint.
Joe Biden
- I'm going to go to bed
And look, nobody likes having celebrated international meetings if you don't know what you want at the meeting, if you don't have a gameplan. He may have a gameplan; he just hasn't shared it with me. But I tell you what, I don't know about you, but I'm going to go to bed.
Anonymous
- Happiness
I just read a quote that claimed that the more you search for happiness the harder it is to find it. This is not true, if you sit around and wait for happiness it will never come, it's not anybody else's responsibility to give you fun, although they can, it is something you must do for yourself.
Nerdy Prudes Must Die - Nick and Scott Lang
- "Just For Once" - Ruth
I turned 40 today. To me: Saturday, we installed a new bay window and it was something right out of a dream I never had. Saturday belongs to soccer practice, I pack their little cakes for after the games. They never win. And life is full of all of the trappings of the well-to-do, and life goes on, as I shop for shutters to obstruct the view. And life is fine, if only it were mine.
Dolly Alderton
- Everything I know about love.
When you're looking for love and it seems like you might not ever find it, remember you probably have access to an abundance of it already, just not the romantic kind. This kind of love might not kiss you in the rain or propose marriage. But it will listen to you, inspire and restore you. It will hold you when you cry, celebrate when you're happy and sing All Saints with you when you're drunk. You have so much to gain and learn from this kind of love. You can carry it with you forever.
Yuuka Kazami Gyate
- pls rember(revised).txt
Please remember that when you feel scared or frightened, never forget the times when you felt happy! When your day is dark, always remember a happy day!
Robin Sharma
- The 5 AM Club
One of the big lessons I've learned over the years is that giving to other people is a gift you give to yourself. Raise the joy of others and you'll get even more joy. Increase the state of your fellow human beings and, naturally, your own state of being ascends. Success is cool. But significance is rad. Generosity - not scarcity - is the trait of all of the great men and women who have upgraded our world. And we need leaders, pure leaders and not narcissists...
Ayrton Senna
I continuously go further and further learning about my own limitations, my body limitation, psychological limitations. It's a way of life for me. Racing, competing, it's in my blood. It's part of me, it's part of my life; I have been doing it all my life and it stands out above everything else.
Kurzgesagt
- What if the World turned to Gold? - The Gold Apocalypse
Here in the Kurzgesagt labs we only work on the most important scientific problems, like "What if we nuke stuff?," or "How about we make this elephant explode?," or, who could forget, "Look at this thing. It's really big."
skyjoos
- Answering a Fellow Typist
While practicing typing, I stumbled across a quote from a fellow typist who asked how old the users of this site are, and why we come here. I will soon be 23 years old. I come to this website to type because I have a lot of free time and enjoy typing my heart out when I have nothing better to do. Continue typing, typists!
Ethan Potaoni
- Moonlight
The moon reflects sunlight onto the earth. In the darkness of night, when you can't see the sun, you can see its light reflected down onto you. The moonlight is a promise that day will come. It is the reassurance that, no matter how long the night, you have not been left behind. You have not been forgotten.
Kronk
- Kronk's Best Lines
Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. Three oinkers wearing pants, plate of hot air, basket of Grandma's breakfast and change the bull to a gill, got it.
Gray Fox
Snake. We're not tools of the government, or anyone else. Fighting was the only thing... the only thing I was good at. But... at least I always fought for what I believed in.
Agust D
- Polar Night
You already know, there's no such thing as a good intention. Unconcerned about the facts and killing anyone not on the same side is what today's justice is. Left and right, black and white, at the end of this scripted play, the audience rips each other apart and draws blood. A war without gunshots. The ills of materialism. The extreme choice of making anyone and everyone an enemy if not on the same side.
lasarrrah
- We are all humans
Sometimes, whenever we are mad, we as humans tend to do or say things that we later may regret. Instead of fueling that fire, tell them you need a moment alone and walk away. It is that simple. Rather than hurting someone, with words that do not mean much to you, those same words can mean everything to them. You probably don't even mean it... but once you've said it, it is not possible to take back that negative seed that you have now planted in that person's head. Always. Walk. Away.
George Carlin
Governments don't want a population capable of critical thinking. They want obedient workers, people just smart enough to run the machines and just dumb enough to passively accept their situation. You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. They own everything. They own all the important land. They own, and control the corporations. They've long since bought, and paid for the Senate, the Congress, the state houses, the city halls, they got the judges in their back pockets and they own all.
Agust D
- Haegeum
A flood of information prohibits the freedom of imagination and at the same time wants to have our thoughts standardized. All those noises make our heads hurt, blind us, and now violate the freedom of thought. All those controversies cause confusion in judgement and ceaselessly get produced again. What would it be that restricted us? Would it be possible that we did it ourselves?
Crywank
- Privately owned spiral galaxy
The majesty of fantasy protects me from tragedy. Normality's effect traject agony of rationality, which thankfully penetrates with no avail to my own reality. An elaborately designed, privately owned spiral galaxy.
Benjamin Borisenko
- Biomedical Engineering - An Analysis
Biomedical engineering is an interdisciplinary engineering discipline in which mathematics, physics, chemistry, and biology are used in order to solve problems relating to the biomedical sciences, as well as further the development of technology and machinery used in the medical field. This book will cover the history of biomedical engineering, as well as give you a good understanding of the basics needed to work in the field.
