Wilford Warfstache
- Have A Little Fun
Life needed a bit of madness, but why should death be any different? But I think the stress is getting to you a little bit. You need to unwind. You're a freshly born fawn, trying to find your legs in a world that doesn't make sense. So, just for tonight... Why don't we have a little fun?
Anonymous
One important Ohm's law formula, voltage equals current times resistance, should be taught in first grade. However, only in later grades should they learn that current equals voltage divided by resistance, or that resistance equals voltage divided by current. It simply is not age-appropriate information.
Barak Obama
Focusing your life solely on making a buck shows a certain poverty of ambition. It asks too little of yourself. Because it's only when you hitch your wagon to something larger than yourself that you realize your true potential.
Saif Ali
- Second Chance In Life
In life we all make mistakes and sometimes the mistakes are so big that we can not revive them at all. All that we want at that time is to get another chance to live up again. Just another chance where all things can be better or at least worth living. A true person would like to keep standards equal for everyone if you have this chance for someone don't just let him perish himself.
Terrence Tsang
- Shooting, Cubing, and Typing
I started practicing Airsoft shooting just about ten years ago. Practical shooting is a sport where shooters engage targets in a stage setup. The goal is to do so as fast as possible. I started cubing five years ago. Speedcubing is an activity where cubers solve scrambled cubes as fast as possible. I started typing on this platform around two years ago and you all know what it is like. The three activities are similar. One simple mistake ruins your final score.
Family Guy
- Family Guy
It seems today, that all you see, is violence in movies and s*x on TV, but where are those good old-fashioned values... On which we used to rely?! Lucky there's a family guy! Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us... laugh and cry. He's our family guy.
Anonymous
Life is full of bad circles never ending loops. But the circle is not the strongest shape the triangle is the strongest. At least the world is not built on triangles.
Anathema
- Emotional winter
But the sun will rise and tears will dry, of all that is to come; the dream is just begun. And the time is speeding by, the transience of life, those wasted moments won't return and we will never feel again.
Richard Powers
- The Overstory
Here's the thing about an apple: it sticks in the throat. It's a package deal: lust and understanding. Immortality and death. Sweet pulp with cyanide seeds. It's a bang on the head that births up whole sciences. A golden delicious discord, the kind of gift chucked into a wedding feast that leads to endless war. It's the fruit that keeps the gods alive. The first, worst crime, but a fortunate windfall. Blessed be the time that apple taken was.
Richard Powers
- The Overstory
The comic made him a superhero, with the power to make things spring up from the dirt. It said nothing about the philanthropist with a shrewd sense of property, the tramp who'd die owning twelve hundred acres of the richest land in the country. She always thought he was just myth. She must still discover that myths are basic truths twisted into mnemonics, instructions posted from the past, memories waiting to become predictions.
John John
- Simple Trick for faster typing
A couple of days now I've been trying to find a simple trick that can fasten my typing speed and, finally, I think I've found it! As you know, speed is very tightly correlated with how many mistakes you do in each run. So, if you only do perfect runs, then this trick won't be for you. But if you're a normal human being, then you'll want to be able to fix your mistakes quicker, and you can do that by not pressing only backspace, but control-backspace to delete whole words. You can thank me later!
PanickingDuck
- Not Friends Anymore
I recently lost a friend. He didn't die or anything, we just aren't friends anymore. His opinions and mindset just changed so suddenly that I could not adjust to it, not that I wanted to. I miss him even though I never met him or saw his face. I knew him better than the people that I see daily. That's the problem with getting to know someone that doesn't know who I am. All I am is just one of many numbers that pay for his horrible life decisions. That's the problem with being on the internet.
Henry Emily
My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I am sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up in their arms, the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you. I should have known, you wouldn't be content to disappear. Not my daughter. I could not save you then, so let me save you now.
Gina D.
- Dream Talk
Does anyone have a recurring dream they'd like to share? Like, a dream you've had many, many times throughout your life - even if you're not sure what it even means. Let's talk about them!
Padraig Pearse
- The Rebel (pt 3)
And I have reddened for it. Reddened for that they have served, they who should be free. Reddened for that they have gone in want while others have been full. Reddened for that they have walked in fear of lawyers and their jailors, with their writs of summons and their handcuffs... Men mean and cruel. I could have borne stripes on my body, rather than this shame of my people.
Padraig Pearse
- The Rebel (pt 2)
I that have never submitted. I that have vision, and prophecy, and the gift of fiery speech. I that have spoken with God on the top of his holy hill. And because I am of the people, I understand the people. I am sorrowful with their sorrow, I am hungry with their desire. My heart has been heavy with the grief of mothers, my eyes have been wet with the tears of children. I have yearned with old whistful men and laughed and cursed with the young men. Their shame is my shame.
Padraig Pearse
- The Rebel
I am come of the seed of the people. The people that sorrow. Who have no treasure but hope, no riches laid up, but a memory of an ancient glory. My mother bore me in bondage, in bondage my mother was born. I am of the blood of serfs. The children with whom I have played, the men and women with whom I have eaten, have had masters over them. Have been under the lash of masters, and though gentle, have served churls. I am flesh of the flesh of these lowly. I am bone of their bone.
The doctor
- Wake up
Wake up, you're in a coma, I don't have time to explain, my messages are limited, but believe, this is true, we're contacting you in any way possible. Please wake up, your family and friends miss you.
Corpse Husband and Savage Ga$p
- E-girls r running my life
Choke me like you hate me, but you love me, Lowkey wanna date me when you fuck me (uwu). Touch me with the lights off and my chains on Baby, I'm not the right one you should wait on She a freak, lil' bad ho Gaspare told me kill itI said, "Let me grab my Death Note" Huh, she pulled me in like a lasso Sayin' that she know me, I don't even know her at though Ain't no daddy issues, then I won't even bother She say I kill her cat like I'm Luka Magnotta Real bad bitch, pussy bald like Saitama.
Nathan Evans
- Wellerman (Sea Shanty)
There once was a ship that put to sea and the name of the ship was the Billy of Tea. The winds blew up, her bow dipped down, oh blow my bully boys blow, huh. Soon may the wellerman come to bring us sugar and tea and rum, one day when the tonguing is done we'll take our leave and go.
