Anonymous
- Just, Yeah
I hope this quote wasted you time. By the way don't be mean to the Demon under your bed. It's bored. So grab monopoly or clue before bed so it'll be less bored. especially if you play to. Unless I'm hungry, then you should just go to bed so I can raid your fridge. :) - signed the Demon under your bed.
Milo Murphy
- Milo Murphy's Law Theme Song
Look at that sun, look at that sky, Look at my sweater vest, I look so fly! Look at that mailbox, look at that tree, It's about as beautiful as it can be! Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, Today is gonna be exceptional! Never boring, even for a minute. It's my world and we're all living in it! Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, (We're all living in it) Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, Never boring, even for a minute, It's my world and we're all living in it!
Anonymous
Losing weight is easy. All you have to do is not eat. It's surviving, functioning, retaining your will to live, and maintaining your health that are difficult.
Oliver Bowden
- Living with Consequences
"To say that everything is permitted, is to understand we are architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic" - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze.
George Pocock
- The History of Trees
These giants of the forest are something to behold. Some have been growing for a thousand years, and each tree contains its own story of the centuries long struggle for survival. Looking at the annular rings of the wood, you can tell what seasons they have been through. In some drought years they almost perished, as growth is barely perceptible. In others, the growth was far greater.
Billie Thighlish
- I Just Wanted The Achievement
All that I needed to do was post a quote from this to get an achievement. So I'm just going to make this short and easy because that's all it takes for me to get the bronze achievement for the quotes.
URBNDB
- URBNDB
There's no point to keep your head face down. When all we see and know and feel is temporary. Spread your arms and keep your head held high. Good things are better taken in, the less you notice.
Anais Nin
- The Wrong Key
Someone told me the delightful story of the crusader who put a chastity belt on his wife and gave the key to his best friend for safekeeping, in case of his death. He had ridden only a few miles away when his friend, riding hard, caught up with him, saying 'You gave me the wrong key!'
The Joker (Heath Ledger) - The Dark Knight
You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan." Even if the plan is horrifying. If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan." But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds!
Anonymouslb
- COVID-19
I tested positive today for COVID. It's been two years and I finally tested positive. I was sick the other day but it wasn't that bad. I just got cold and achy. This whole time I have been so afraid that getting the dreaded COVID was going to be the worst experience of my life. But here I am two days later, testing positive, thinking to myself, ignorance is bliss. It wasn't so hard. I know not everyone handles it the same, and some people suffer much worse, but for me it wasn't bad.
BoJack's friend
- BoJack Horseman S1Ep8
You know what your problem is? You want to think of yourself as the good guy. Well, I know you better than anyone else, and I can tell you that you're not. In fact, you'd probably sleep better at night if you just admit it to yourself that you're a selfish goddamn coward who takes whatever he wants and doesn't give a shit about who he hurts. That's you.
Edgar Allan Poe
- The Tell-Tale Heart
When I had waited a long time, very patiently, without hearing him lie down, I resolved to open a little - a very, very little crevice in the lantern. So I opened it - you cannot imagine how stealthily, stealthily - until, at length, a single dim ray, like the thread of the spider, shot from out the crevice and fell upon the vulture eye.
Aunt May
- Spider-Man: No Way Home
What Norman said? My moral mission. No. No, Peter. Listen. You listen to me. You have a gift. You have power. And with great power, must also come great responsibility.
Anais Mitchell
The meanest dog you'll ever meet, he ain't the hound dog in the street. He bares some teeth and tears some skin, but brother that's the worst of him. The dog you really got to dread is the one that howls inside your head. It's him whose howling drives men mad and a mind to its undoing.
Scott Cawthon
- FNAFPS: Henry's Speech
Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name. But I am afraid you have been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although you have indeed been called.
Randy Meeks - Scream
- Rules to survive a horror movie
There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie. For instance: 1. You can never have sex. The minute you get a little nookie, you're as good as gone. Sex always equals death. 2. Never drink or do drugs. The sin factor. It's an extension of number one. And 3. Never, ever, ever, under any circumstances, say "I'll be right back."
Malcolm X
- The Autobiography of Malcolm X
Children have a lesson adults should learn, to not be ashamed of failing, but to get up and try again. Most of us adults are so afraid, so cautious, so 'safe,' and therefore so shrinking and rigid and afraid that it is why so many humans fail. Most middle-aged adults have resigned themselves to failure.
RM (Rapper)
- BTS - Intro: Persona
The world is actually not interested in my clumsiness at all. The regrets that I don't even get sick of anymore. I tumble with them every night until I'm disgusted and twist the irreversible time habitually. There's something that raised me up again every time. The first question. The three syllables of my name and the word 'but' that should come before any of those.
Anonymous
- Love, man
I've been having some conflicting feelings lately. I miss those early stages of dating where you are all flirty and excited. But I also love the feeling of having someone to come home to at the end of the day, and to have someone to lean on. The fact that I know someone I love is at home waiting for me who loves me back makes me happy again. I want to be free, but stay put. Lovely, ain't it?
