Anonymous
- Confused
I am confused by these entries I have read from people complaining about coming here to type, not to read quotes or, as one person put it, to have an existential crisis. Aside from the fact that I find it rewarding to improve my typing while reading famous quotes, parts of novels, movie and television quotes, song lyrics, philosophical musings, and even stories and observations from "ordinary people," many I have never read before, what it is it exactly that these people want to type instead?
Anonymous
- Favorite/ Least favorite
I have only recently learned to type without looking at the keyboard and I am currently averaging about 55 wpm. I have discovered that I actually have a favorite word to type, one that comes up frequently enough anyway. It's "people." There is something oddly satisfying about that one. People. People. People. Least favorite: "Beautiful," though I am getting better at doing that one quickly. Thanks for reading, all you beautiful people.
Bender - Futurama - Ken Keeler
- Godfellas
Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch like a safecracker or a pickpocket.
Bugs Bunny
- Hair-Raising Hare
Oh, for shame! Just look at your fingernails! My, I bet you monsters lead interesting lives. I said to my girlfriend just the other day - Gee, I'll bet monsters are interesting, I said. The places you must go and the places you must see, my stars! And I'll bet you meet a lot of interesting people, too. I'm always interested in meeting interesting people. Now let's dip our patties in the water!
Jack Nicholson
- As Good As It Gets
Where do they teach you to talk like that, in some Panama City, sailor "wanna hump-hump" bar? Or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else. We're all stocked up here...
Anonymous
- Dreams
We are all told that our dreams have meaning at some point in our lives. Our nightmares represent our subconscious fears, the faces we see are symbolic of an underlying pressure in our lives, etc. But should we always try to understand the complexity of our dreams and seek their deeper meanings? Maybe we need to realize that some dreams are just simply dreams, not pieces to be analyzed in our waking lives. Maybe sometimes, we should just let them be.
Anonymous
- Oxford Comma
I have one question, then you can continue on your way: Do people who write quotes on this site choose to omit the Oxford comma just to spite me? Or do they just not know it exists?
Richard Nixon - Futurama - S2E3 A Head in the Polls
Well, listen here, missy. Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973 but your average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever. The only one who's changed is me. I've become bitter and, let's face it, crazy over the years. And once I'm swept into office, I'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat and I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place.
Linn Manuel Miranda
You will come of age with our young nation. We'll bleed and fight for you, we'll make it right for you. If we lay a strong enough foundation, we'll pass it on to you, we'll give the world to you and you'll blow us all away. Someday, someday, yeah you'll blow us all away.
Linn Manuel Miranda
- Dear Theodosia
Dear Theodosia what to say to you? You have my eyes, you have your mother's name. When you came into this world you cried, and it broke my heart. I'm dedicating every day to you. Domestic life was never quite my style, but when you smile, you knock me out I fall apart, and I thought I was so smart.
lonelycrier2.0
- Andrew Garfield
He's been trending on TikTok like crazy. At first I was confused with all the hype he was getting, as I didn't even know him before. But then I felt convinced to go and watch both of The Amazing Spiderman's because of him. So, I watch them, and it turns out. He is so f***ing hot. And he's an amazing SpiderMan.
A Significant Book
- Ridicule and Insult
O you have believed, let not a people ridicule (another) people; perhaps they may be better than them; nor let women ridicule (other) women; perhaps they may be better than them. And do not insult one another and do not call each other by (offensive) nicknames. Wretched is the name of disobedience after (one's) faith. And whoever does not repent - then it is those who are the wrongdoers.
Yang Wen-li
- The Worst Conduct
What is the most cowardly and shameful thing in human conduct? It's when people with power, and those who flatter them, hide in safe places and extol war - who force patriotism and self-sacrifice on others, sending them to the battlefield to die.
GVF stan
- Tears of Rain
Bathing in the light around us. Praying for the night to comfort thee. Dancing on the coals below us. Praying for the flood to set us free. And the planet is still turning. And the faces are still burning. And the mothers with their children search for the rain.
your sweetheart
- live your life :)
I think that we should all have a moment in our lives to free ourselves from all the stress we have from things like school, work, and anything. I know that most people know this but I feel like the majority of us work too much, not having enough time to take care of ourselves. Please do not overwork yourself and try to have as much fun as possible. You only live once and I personally think that working until you get old is a waste of time. Live your freaking life, you deserve it.
the loner M
- Used
Why do people keep using me? I always believe in them and end up here, alone, every single time. I love being there for someone but why can't they be there for me?
Captain Kathryn Janeway
- Captain Kathryn Janeway - Star Trek Voyager
Space must have seemed a whole lot bigger back then. It's not surprising they had to bend the rules a little. They were a little slower to invoke the Prime Directive, and a little quicker to pull their phasers. Of course, the whole bunch of them would be booted out of Starfleet today. But I have to admit, I would have loved to ride shotgun at least once with a group of officers like that.
Shane Madej
- Puppet History - "The Dancing Plague"
Well, in the Alsace region of Europe in the early 1500s, it's very safe to say that people were stressed, cosmically stressed. See, these were a people only a few generations removed from the mass devastation of the bubonic plague, and it's easy to imagine that the sheer trauma of experiencing a borderline biblical event could imbue a few generations with an all-enveloping sense of existential dread. Rough.
zombo.com
- Welcome to ZomboCom
This is ZomboCom! And welcome to you, who have come to ZomboCom. Anything is possible at ZomboCom. You can do anything at ZomboCom. The infinite is possible at ZomboCom. The unattainable is unknown at ZomboCom.
