Ducky
- Take that, Barbie
Typing is something that came easily to me, though I never initially thought that would be the case. As a little kid, I was in awe of my brother's speed as he beat the typing games on my Barbie laptop with ease. When I tried to follow suit, Barbie would end up telling me, "Better luck next time!" It wasn't until I learned the correct way to type in school that it clicked. Now in my final year of High School, I can type an average of 130 WPM with 98% accuracy. Take that, Barbie.
Bernard - The Santa Clause
The Santa Clause: In putting on the suit and entering the sleigh, the wearer waives all rights to any previous identity, real or implied, and fully accepts the duties and responsibilities of Santa Claus in perpetuity until such time that the wearer becomes unable to do so by either accident or design.
Rudyard Kipling
- The Law of the Jungle
Now this is the Law of the Jungle - as old and as true as the sky; And the Wolf that shall keep it may prosper, but the Wolf that shall break it must die. As the creeper that girdles the tree trunk the Law runneth forward and back. For the strength of the Pack is the Wolf, and the strength of the Wolf is the Pack.
Anonymous
- Consider This
Whatever you do, you should give it 100%, unless you're donating blood. Common sense is a lot like deodorant: the people who need it the most never use it.
Anonymous
- Layers
Every time I see a quote about another quote, I think about how many layers could be added on. If someone sees this quote, they could make a quote about it, and then someone could see that quote and make a quote about it. There's no end, and I find that very interesting.
Dr. Seuss - Grinch
- Grinch
And they'll feast, feast, feast, feast. They'll eat their Who-Pudding and rare Who-Roast Beast. But that's something I just cannot stand in the least. Oh, no. I'M SPEAKING IN RHYME!
Buddy the Elf
- Buddy the Elf
I planned out our whole day. First we make snow angels for two hours, and then we'll go ice skating, and then we'll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookie Dough as fast as we can, and then to finish, we'll snuggle.
An enthusiastic student
- Linguistics
Linguistics is the study of language, but not necessarily to learn the languages themselves. It is the scientific study of language and its structure - including morphology, syntax, phonetics, and semantics.
Bao Trang N.
- Bad Day?
Have you ever had a bad day before? Well, I did. Most of the times. No, it's not because of school, it's not because of anything, but more like anyone. People can get in your way so easily that they can ruin your day in a second! And not just friends can do it; your family, strangers, teachers, anyone could get in your way! But don't let that stop you! You know yourself, just keep going on with your day and be happy, pretend that nothing happened.
Erin Hunter
- Warriors: Into The Wild Quotes
"You must either live with us and respect our ways, or return to your Twolegplace and never come back. You can't live with a paw in both worlds." -Lionheart. "You're never been wrong before, Spottedleaf. If StarClan has spoken, then it must be so. Fire will save our Clan." -Bluestar "I'm more lopsided than a one legged badger." -Graypaw.
SnapCube
- Sonic the Hedgehog | Snapcube RTF
You have thirteen seconds before the island fucking explodes, you hot topic wannabe, and blue gumball son of a bitch. You have done nothing but destroy my life. I hope you die.
Rent - Anthony Rapp and Tracie Thoms
- The Tango Maureen
Say something, anything. Test one, two, three. Anything but that. This is weird. It's weird. Very weird. Fucking weird. I'm so mad that I don't know what to do. Fighting with microphones, freezing down to my bones, and to top it all off, I'm with you. Feel like going insane, got a fire in your brain, and you're thinking of drinking gasoline? As a matter of fact! Honey, I know this act: it's called the Tango Maureen.
Michael Sugrue
- : The Bible and Western Culture - Kierkegaard’s Leap of Faith
The idea being that you do not turn into a Christian all at once, it is not an overnight thing, although you will be infused with God's grace all at once, being a Christian is not an event, it is a process. You gradually come to understand what the domain of your will is, and you do your best to reconcile your will with God's will to humble your arrogant tendency to judge God.
Michael Sugrue
- :The Bible and Western Culture - Kierkegaarde’s Leap of Faith
We're never going to ask or answer the big questions in life. He makes a very pointed remark and I've always had it stuck in my brain, because I think it's probably true. "People that do not know how to remain silent, do not know how to talk." That's a remarkable observation.
The Dead Milkmen
- Don't Deny Your Inner Child
I must try to get along with everyone, no matter how stupid they might be, or how asinine their opinions are. I must learn to love everyone, even people who are so obviously inferior to me that they make my flesh crawl. I will get to know these people and I will cook them a ravioli dinner from a can I found in Mexico City.
The Dead Milkmen
- Don't Deny Your Inner Child
Tomorrow I will begin bathing. This is the start of a six part plan which will take me into the next century. In the coming years, I will stop eating with my hands. I will let the dog out of the closet for some fresh air. I will put away the rubber mask, the cub-scout uniform, and yes, finally, even the cauliflower.
The Smiths
- What Difference Does It Make?
So, what difference does it make? It makes none, but now you have gone. And you must be looking very old tonight. The devil will find work for idle hands to do. I stole and I lied, why? Because you asked me to, but now you make me feel so ashamed.
Saskatoon Pie
- Worthy
Recently I left a relationship with a religious woman. I'll never be accepted for who I am, but to modify myself to what's ideal for her and her cult, I bailed. Lesson to learn from my experience is; to know your worth, Kings and Queens.
John Sanders
Racism against white people is usually brought up only as an attempt to shut down conversations about racism, as a "gotcha." In reality, white people can be victims of racism and white supremacy, though they are far from being the primary victims. White supremacists believe in a racial hierarchy that includes subdividing white people. This means they'll often consider certain subgroups of white people, such as Slavic people, inferior to themselves. They consider themselves Aryan or Nordic.
AlpacaHawk
- The Matrix Uploaded: Problem With Click
You have a problem with click. You believe that you are special, that somehow the rules do not apply to you. If you choose to click, find yourself another job. You believe that you are special. Obviously, you are mistaken. You believe that this company is one of the top software companies in the world. Obviously, you are mistaken.
